why is the thought of impregnating women so much hotter than pulling out or using a condom? i mean i hate porn where they pull out and cum on their face because it looks so awkward
This really works?
ofcourse it does
i cum inside all the time and my bitch fishes out my gunk while she showers after sex
we been fucking for a couple months now and she has yet to get pregnant
so if i can cum inside a woman, and she fishes out my gunk, then im sure cumming out side will never get her preggo
>While withdrawal has been criticized as a non-method, it is 73-96% effective for birth control, depending on the male partner's self-knowledge and self-control. While 85% of heterosexual partners who use chance are likely to become pregnant in a year, only19% of partners who use withdrawal are.
>why is the thought of impregnating women so much hotter
because that's what you are supposed to be doing you dummy
i wouldnt risk honestly
OP is somali
so it's like 1/5 chance?
of it happening once over a year of regular sex. during a single session it is very low
but i want to impregnate chicks without having to take responsibility...
become a neger
sauce on first one?
are you a neger?
Because you're planting the seed
It's evolution, baby
I fantasize about forcefully impregnating an obnoxious feminist just for the possibility of her being forced to raise a white cis male
One of the most evolutionary-kosher fetishes to have.
.t pull-out pro. Half a year with no big belly. Kinda sad.
baby-making sex is the hottest sex you'll ever have, next time, just go balls deep and unload. Shit's awesome
how is your fat gf?
What happens to the semen after the sex? It can't just remain there forever now, plus semen smells really bad after a few hours.
Fuck you Sweden putting such filth on the front page.
Should I get my tubes tied?
t. dick too numb for condom
It just leaks out.
dont you ever want kids?
It pours out after a while unless the girl presses it out in the bathroom which she does if she's fresh
There's 50% chance of it ending up a girl, so nah.
I read those pornstars take extra money for creampies. As if it took some extra effort to get cummed into your pussy.
i like little grills
The obvious answer is that your biological prerogative is to propagate the species.
Is this thread just a thinly veiled request for more creampie porn?
I do too, but not in a fatherly way.
noice, i wish i had a fat gf
It's a fetish I do not understand because I am not muslim and not catholic i guess.
Birth control pill + pullout when ovulating = winning combo.
Also, semen has antidepressant/addictive endorphine chemicals for females in it that makes gfs happier, chemically dependent and bonded to you.
>Also, semen has antidepressant/addictive endorphine chemicals for females in it that makes gfs happier, chemically dependent and bonded to you.
Oh, that's good to know.
I forget to buy nicotine patches sometimes.
i never pulled out when ovultating+pill
should i be scared?
>American understanding of biology and contraception
I have been suffering from premature ejaculations all my life. Without a condom i would finish in 20 seconds. How you guys do it? Think about dead puppies or something?
>bothering with the pill
Just plan B the little fuckers.
>implying a girl on pills has an ovulation
women don't ovulate when on the pill, fatmaster.
Plan B is expensive
I've done sent girls in for it, but a lot of them find it shameful and dramatic.
I would be referring to the time period directly before her bleeding which would coincide with ovulation in the event of a pill failure.
>Being this smug while being a Dad who uses imageboards
Eat a bullet, my man :^)
that's not ovulation, backpedal some moar
Plan B is quite unhealthy. It also cost something like 45 bucks, last I checked 4 years ago.
>Plan B is quite unhealthy.
Lol who gives a shit. You're not the one taking it.
I don't know about you, but if there were male birth control pills I sure as hell wouldn't be taking those. Fucking with your hormones like that just strikes me as a bad idea.
>I would never take this harmful drug
>women should take this harmful drug
Double standard with no human empathy, please leave, r9k awaits you
Male pills aren't as much a proven technology. I wouldn't want to be an early adopter either. I'd feel much happer with something with a decades long track record.
I'd love to impregnate a young, barely legal 15 year old teenage girl and have her tell her parents that she loves getting fucked by my hard cock and having unprotected procreative sex
You really ARE a Somali aren't you?
I can only imagine this would end well with much love and family bonding.
After the father kills you.
This is why I love my Japanese animes. I love hentai where the girl calls her parents on the phone while she's getting fucked.
i don't live in the UK so killing other people because you feel outraged isn't legal
If the pill fails and she gets pregnant, she has then necessarily ovulated, you retarded nigger.
>ucucknited cuckingdom of cuckystan
>fathers doing anything to protect their daughters from the interracial breeding grounds
i've been waiting for you irish webmaster