Okay /int/, I'm in a very strange situation. Long story short - I'm locked out from my money, which I have on my online account on one electronic payment service. I think I'll be able to access my money on next Monday, but until then 382.60 rubles is all I have. I cannot borrow money form anyone.
This morning I bought 10 eggs, kilo of buckwheat, 12 sausages, half of bread, 1l milk - spent 426 rubles on this. I also have some pasta, and some oatmeal. And a bottle of wine. And that's it - I have no more food at all.
Buckwheat will probably last till the end of the week, but everything else will be gone by Wednesday for sure.
Can anyone suggest cheap, nutritious and not disgusting food? I'm especially interested in something meaty.
I ate less than 1000kcal since saturday, drank two beers and am now drunk as fuck
I know right. And today I was lucky to get these 12 sausages half price for only 100rub.
Eat once s day small decent means don't eat in the morning if you work don't eat until you get home eat at dinner sleep repeat
Don't you have friends to help you?
Food 1: Spinach soup and bread. Delicious and cheap.
Food 2: Rice, tomato sauce, beans. Delicious and cheap.
Food 3: Pasta, tomato sauce, canned tuna. Delicious and cheap. Add cheese if you get for cheap.
Eat one meal a day, if you get hungry after that, buy & eat porridge as extra.
go dumpster diving if it's a thing in rushka.
Go dumpster diving. In case you get molested by OMON or Chechen mafia just tell them this is the newest craze in the West - oh, wait - maybe you should tell them you do it so than no food is wasted in order to hurt the evil West and its sanctions.
Слышь у меня есть 150 рэ на яндекс деньгах кинь номер я те скину
Are there food banks in Russia, or is that only in the decadent west?
Uh, how can you eat so much for all to be gone by Wednesday?
Pasta should last at least 2 days. 12 sausages can last 3 days (2 by lunch, 2 by dinner). A fucking kilo of buckwheat should last 3 to 4 days. 10 eggs should last 4 days (2 per day). Oatmeal should last 2 to 8 days depending on how much do you have.
That's already more food than you need to "not starve to death" till Monday.
The fuck, nigga?
everyone here knows marko repairs.
Если ты из ДС я могу тебе притаранить жрачки.
Try into freeganism or go to work.
eggs are more nutritious then meat.
Buy potatoes and spaghetti. They are cheap and give you lots of energy.
>sanctions don't work
Botatos are life. They are godly with a bit of salt and chives or parsly and such. OP you should look for a herb garden to plunder. And can't you go into woods to pick mushrooms and berries? You are Russian after all.
also meaty food? suck some dick, rooster :DDDDDD
You could subsist on potatoes, butter and eggs and milk for ages.
> Can anyone suggest cheap, nutritious and not disgusting food? I'm especially interested in something meaty.
Just drink water against the pain in your stomach and sleep more.
Pick a shitload of dandelion leaves and wilt them in a pot, dandelion leaves are extremely good for you
This. Cut potatoes in half, sprinkle some oil, grounded black pepper and salt and put them into oven until they get some colour on top. This recipe is really hard to screw up and they are tasty enough to eat them without side dishes for a whole day or maybe two if you have to.
Buy some flour, minced meat (фарш), throw in your eggs and get some CHEBUREKI.
It would be easier to make home made pasta using that flour and make makarony po flotski.
Buy instant noodles. It's shit but it will keep you alive long enough until you have enough money again. I lived off it for a month once, mixing egg with the soup made it tastier.
There might not be dandelions yet if he lives north enough. At least only few first plants have started to grow in Finland by now.
Thank you, but I don't want to deanon myself. And situation is not that critical yet. I still have some food and I think 382 rubles is just enough to make it till the end of the week.
I'm sorry but I cannot live like this.
There is not much pasta left. For 1, maybe 2 more meals. I need like 6 sausages a day - 2 at breakfast, 2 lunch and 2 at dinner. And I eat like 2 eggs a day.
Yeah, buckwheat should last long, but I cannot eat only it. And there is really not much oatmeal left.
These things are pretty nice when it comes to kJ/Euro, but you already got buckwheat.
Go for lentils next.
You may buy prosrochka. It's much cheaper than ordinary food.
Go to the forest and pick up mushrooms and for the meaty part, worms are pretty noice.
Russia, listen to me. You have to come up with a trade of some kind, make things that you can barter for food. I suggest tiny statues of kot, since this is a cult item dating back from times of old. But to this you need access to some material like wood. Do you think you can get something like this? Then you will need tools to make the kot.
Very important is that the kot statue is as cute as possible, but in a Russian way because every culture is a little different. Go to farmer's market and then try to trade the kot for bags of flour or things for making bread or maybe some lentils.
Also you should follow the highly successful artistic pattern of making the kot's nose oversized like in this highly successful self-painted picture by a German starving artist. He successfully traded this for three loaves of bread and a whole smoked trout.
Learn to shoplift.
Why not capture and eat children and/or the homeless?
You can survive up to two months without food.
it's not because of sanctions. But because of fucking postal service. They lost my card which was sent to me, and I cannot buy food using online wallet.
Okay. Potato is life, Potato is love. Will buy potato.
Hmm, maybe I'll have to buy some.
This looks like something Hitler would have painted.
Find the nearest sikh temple and ask for food
>Langar (Punjabi: ਲੰਗਰ, Hindi: लंगर) is the term used in the Sikh religion or in Punjab in general for common kitchen/canteen where food is served in a Gurdwara to all the visitors (without distinction of background) for free. At the langar, only vegetarian food is served, to ensure that all people, regardless of their dietary restrictions, can eat as equals. At the Langar (Kitchen), food is served to all visitors regardless of faith, religion or background
>bottle of wine
Скажи, ты ебанутый? Купи крупы какой-нибудь, рис, горох, что-то в этом роде.
No more this
Look at this plump fucker
>only vegetarian food is served
Where's the meat.
Urtica grows everywhere and can be cooked like spinach. Currently it should be very nice as there are many fresh plants around that don't sting yet.
I had this wine before I realized that I cannot access my money.
I'm a bad hunter. And I don't even have any weapon to hunt them.
I only need to last a week. I don't want to ruin my life because of it.
I think it's too early to mushrooms and berries - it's only April. And still, I don't have time - I still have to work.
That feel when it takes at least half a month more before you can start harvesting nettles here ;______;
Cum. Has anybody suggested that yet? You should eat cum.
Check online for wedding parties and such around your place and invite yourself. If you sneak in the later hours being dressed fancy nobody will be able to tell if you are from the brides or grooms family. Also people will be drunk so it should be easy to fool them into thinking you are one of them.
It's very easy to hunt pigeons. First you drink your bottle of wine so you're not ashamed. Then you throw a little of your buckwheat to lure them in and finally bonk them in the head with your empty bottle when they come close.
go to mcbydlos and order off of the dollar menu (or russian equivalent) it's enough calories to keep you alive and fatty enough to give you fullness
>I'm a bad hunter. And I don't even have any weapon to hunt them.
All you need is one show or that empty wine bottle of yours to kill a pigeon. If you decide to go for it for some reason, just google up how to prepare a chicken. Also do it at evening just before the sun sets and the pigeons fly away to sleep in their nests at some park and look for a moment when there are no people nearby.
OP could dine like a German ascetic, cooked potatos, one cooked egg (eggs are also ridiculously cheap compared to their nutritional value) and nettle-spinach.
>All you need is one shoe...
do you have an account at a western bank?
forgot pic again
egg cooked into ramen noodles stir fry style
Potato wrapped in foil with salt and water and spices cooked in oven or fire till soft
Shoot one of God's creatures with a .22, doesn't matter which one, remove feathers/fur/scales cook in a pot with a cut up potato
Crawdads boiled with ear of corn and potato
T. Poor redneck
the all time bachelor's favourite - pasta with cottage cheese
add broccoli (very cheap) for ebin nutritious meal
Also, this is why you keep cash with you at all times.
No, I have account on QIWI Wallet, and fuckers in postal service for some reason decided that it's a good idea to return a letter with my debit card back to QIWI head office in Moscow. So I have my money on my online account but I cannot access them in real life because no card.
Also why do you not have a stash of survival food?
Because he is not some apocalyptic american hillbilly nut?
But the president is a nigger, shows that all kinds of crazy shit no one would predict will happen.
I don't mind sharing, but it annoys me when there isn't enough to go around because other people aren't planners.
If Russia had an emergency freeze dried potato stash this wouldn't have happened to him.
Same thing if he had a gun, then he could just go hunt something.
Why do you insult me for being a hillbilly, I'm not the one going hungry.
he has a point
I was actually considering make a stash of canned beef stew at my dacha (because dacha is the best place to hide from all the habbeings)
just in case if shit will really hit the fan(considering the situation in Ukraine)
When shit really hits the fan the rally point for whites is Israel.
But if he had a food stash he wouldn't have a problem now.
Rice and potatoes my friend.
>Why do you insult me for being a hillbilly
Among Germans being prepared is seen as a positive trait in general. He's probably a foreigner. Most likely an anti-American muslim of some kind. It's safe to ignore him.
buy buckwheat or oats instead of bread
also frozen fish is propably cheap if you want something else than eggs and buckwheat
is tvorog cheap?
oh and also you can do a meal from potatoes by boiling them in milk-water stuff and add spices
shut the fuck up retard. you cant know what happens so best to have food for couple weeks atleast
Alright, hillbilly tier confirmed.
>But I was only pretending to be retarded
Yeah, because the race wars are just about to start, right?
i have two sacks of emergency potatos, 50 cans of cat-food and some tins.
BECAUSE IDS HABBENING!!11
It's happpening twice a year according to you psychopaths.
You deserve starvation. You don't think about survival at all.
Will you eat the cat food yourself?
go to market around closing times
ask babushkas to give you spare stuff they cannot sell ( most likely will ) or just give them some small change
t. do this often, fridge full of vegetables
Only the kind that you get under your foreskin.
bless this post
Don't you have city parks with ducks and other shits in Russia?
You don't have to hunt them because they are used to be fed by humans.
I once went like 2 month only living mostly on cheap choclate bars and cheap bread. Was a horrible time. Ever since I'm keeping a 10kg bag of rice some canned meat and other canned foods at home for such situations. Next time you have money buy some food for emergencies.
This, you can take out a börd easily with a rock. or a stick if youre fast
They usually have worms and shit so look for that when you open the bird
How can I help you, Bernd?
A chicken, potato, carrot, onions, rice. Make a soup from legs and scraps of the chicken. Chicken filet from breasts and some roasted chicken wings from the rest. Get enough food to last you for days.
Would you rather be deanonimized or die from hunger?
A pot of chicken soup like this alone usually lasts me till Wednesday. Since I am too lazy to cook every day, so I make a pot on a Sunday for the next work week.
I haven't eaten anything for a month because of smoking once or twice in my life. Totally kills the appetite. Strongly advise. Cigarettes and some coffee. Bretty goed.
Forever, just keep it dry
>these europoors don't have food stamps and food banks
should I send some American semen down the pipeline to hold you over?
> Ever since I'm keeping a 10kg bag of rice
Does anyone know how long I can keep rice in storage before it will go bad?
Like if I buy a few 20kg bags.
Oh and can you live on rice alone or what do you need additionally to not suffer from vitamin deficit.
In extreme cases you can get vitamin C for example from spruces by making it into tea
>But because of fucking postal service. They lost my card which was sent to me, and I cannot buy food using online wallet
What the fug, it takes week to get a new card? Really? My bank is saying they will get a temp replacement card for me in any place of the world within a day.
> replacement card for me in any place of the world within a day
Impossible in Russia.
Forever if you keep it dry, the older it gets to longer it takes to cook.
Same with beans.
Lentils are the best because they don't take longer to cook when decades old.
no, it's for the cat.
can't let the poor thing starve
The last bag lasted me for like a year and the rice didn't go bad. White rice can be stored for years. Dunno about vitamin c. You could get some cheap supplements I guess.
he's just joking, with 12 egg and 3 loaf of bread i'm may live a 5 days, also need sugar and tea.
Use some grenka
This is a good plan.
Gonna drink some Krombacher now.
Found this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staple_food
So no A and C mostly.
Time for fasting motherfucker, the less you eat, the less money dependent you are.
Kill the gluttonous jew inside yourself.
You obviously can't live alone on rice. That's why you need to buy some canned stuff and mix it with the rice for your meals.
Assuming our prices are anywhere near similar, for 21 Reais I could:
Buy 1 kilo of minced beef for 8 bucks
Buy 4 kilos of potatoes 8 bucks
Buy 1 packet of stock cubes for 2 bucks.
That'll last you nearly two weeks if you're not a glutton.
how much do you weigh?
if you're over 80kg, then you can survive without food for a week
if you're american sized at 100kg, then you can survive without food for a month
I wait for my card for almost a month already. And the funniest thing is that last week it was running from one postal office to another in my area all in 20 minutes reach. And now it's heading back to Moscow.
Shit is fucked up.
And I called them many times, saying can you please hold on my letter so I can pick it up. But they were transferring somewhere else before I was able to do it. And all they were answering "sorry but the procedure doesn't allow us to hold on to letters"
Because of this mistake I have to starve.
> A week
> A month
That's ridiculous, people go on hunger strikes for longer.
You get the first serious signs of starvation around 30+ days and death occurs at 45+ days.