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/int/ 30657333: Who would you pick as the next Bond?...

herrhaase Avatar
herrhaase:#30657333

Who would you pick as the next Bond?

csteib Avatar
csteib:#30657338

Me.

sokaniwaal Avatar
sokaniwaal:#30657339

>>30657333

Tom Hardy

mefahad Avatar
mefahad:#30657342

putin

carlosgavina Avatar
carlosgavina:#30657343

Damian. he was bretty good in band of brothers.

atariboy Avatar
atariboy:#30657344

definitely not these guys

sindresorhus Avatar
sindresorhus:#30657351

I like Damian Lewis. I loved his performance in Band of Brothers

id835559 Avatar
id835559:#30657354

Sean Connery

stayuber Avatar
stayuber:#30657357

trans nigger

soyeljuaco Avatar
soyeljuaco:#30657360

>>30657339
he's too bydlo

350d Avatar
350d:#30657362

Idris Elba is pretty hot, I would suck his dick and I'm not even homo

Shriiiiimp Avatar
Shriiiiimp:#30657364

>>30657343
>>30657351

Shame i dont see him in much anymore.

mugukamil Avatar
mugukamil:#30657365

Both Lewis and Elba have no place there.

A GINGER, really?

Fassbender is the same age or older than Craig, not happening.

I'd be okay with Hardy actually

tereshenkov Avatar
tereshenkov:#30657366

Fassbender

herrhaase Avatar
herrhaase:#30657367

michael fassbender if he just played his role in inglorious basterds

xspirits Avatar
xspirits:#30657375

The black one, so the series will finally die.

okcoker Avatar
okcoker:#30657383

Idris Elba because he's suave and a great actor.

solid_color Avatar
solid_color:#30657385

Fassbender.

I have no idea who Tom Hardy is, I have no idea who the nigger is but he is a nigger, and that ginger guy just doesn't look serious enough.

erikdkennedy Avatar
erikdkennedy:#30657386

they need an older man to show an older bond dealing with the fact that he is getting too old for his job and that things are not as black and white as they seemed in the cold war era

freddetastic Avatar
freddetastic:#30657395

>>30657385
>I have no idea who Tom Hardy is
It's Bane.

mfacchinello Avatar
mfacchinello:#30657404

>>30657395
4u

judzhin_miles Avatar
judzhin_miles:#30657422

Nobody else voting for me?
Imagine how ebin ze German Jakob Blond would be.

chaabane_wail Avatar
chaabane_wail:#30657423

I'd like some Bond of Brothers please.

olgary Avatar
olgary:#30657446

Tom Hardy of coursh

souuf Avatar
souuf:#30657459

>>30657422
I'd watch a German Bond who gets progressively more pissed off at Moneypenny and Q's banter.

albertaugustin Avatar
albertaugustin:#30657475

>>30657459
>Q
well now I'm sad

ajaxy_ru Avatar
ajaxy_ru:#30657481

>>30657459

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkrTUGI8V9Y

wiljanslofstra Avatar
wiljanslofstra:#30657483

Johannes Diderik van der Waals

joshkennedy Avatar
joshkennedy:#30657491

Tom Hardy ofc

armcivor Avatar
armcivor:#30657493

>LADbible

thomasgeisen Avatar
thomasgeisen:#30657494

no tom hardy bf

rawdiggie Avatar
rawdiggie:#30657499

very classic bond look

iqbalperkasa Avatar
iqbalperkasa:#30657502

idris elba
they're gonna get a nigger bond eventually anyways and elba is the best they could get

aluisio_azevedo Avatar
aluisio_azevedo:#30657520

fassbender is a cuck, hardy is the big guy, ginger guy must be a joke.
the nigga it is.

sava2500 Avatar
sava2500:#30657523

>>30657459

a german bond who emotionlessly cuts through henchman while lecturing them about work ethic

splashing75 Avatar
splashing75:#30657525

>>30657499
Daniel Craig bond is like psychopath bond

areus Avatar
areus:#30657527

Tom Hardy is fucking hot but we all know the choosen one is Idris Elba.

oskamaya Avatar
oskamaya:#30657528

Michael Fassblahblah is the obvious choice here.

markgamzy Avatar
markgamzy:#30657540

the villainous mastermind captures german bond and begins to explain his evil plan to him while german bond complains loudly about how they would do it differently in germany

mrzero158 Avatar
mrzero158:#30657542

>>30657528
>Michael Assbender
i'll pass

agromov Avatar
agromov:#30657570

I wouldn't mind the black guy, I don't watch Bond movies because I find them cheesy but when I heard the name James Bond I think about a badass classy guy, and that guy looks classy and badass as fuck, the first and the last guy are not in the same league than black guy and Tom Hardy.

joe_black Avatar
joe_black:#30657577

Tom Hardy

linux29 Avatar
linux29:#30657582

dunno if black bond or ginger bond would be worse

gretacastellana Avatar
gretacastellana:#30657591

>>30657333
It will be a woman.

mat_stevens Avatar
mat_stevens:#30657600

>>30657591
they dont want to lose money

iamglimy Avatar
iamglimy:#30657602

Bane.

saarabpreet Avatar
saarabpreet:#30657610

Idris Ebola

ritapetrilli87 Avatar
ritapetrilli87:#30657621

>>30657602
Get 'em on board - I'll call it in.

grrr_nl Avatar
grrr_nl:#30657643

>>30657499
i never liked him as bond

ryanmclaughlin Avatar
ryanmclaughlin:#30657648

>>30657481
nice song:DDDDDD

aiiaiiaii Avatar
aiiaiiaii:#30657652

Mad Max

though fuck it, Idris Elba is actually a good actor.

eduardostuart Avatar
eduardostuart:#30657656

>>30657591
I support this. Just because the possibility of hot girl on girl action, they can't pick ugly actors.

davidcazalis Avatar
davidcazalis:#30657663

If Homeland season 1 had ended with Brody blowing himself up, it would have been absolutely perfect. Not that I hated Season 2, it had some good moments for sure, but it never felt as good.

leelkennedy Avatar
leelkennedy:#30657666

fassbender

BillSKenney Avatar
BillSKenney:#30657996

I would actually be okay with the Black being Bond. I imagine he would be like a British version of Shaft.

anjhero Avatar
anjhero:#30658003

>>30657996
If you want a british shaft, then make a british shaft. Stop shitting up Bond.

woodydotmx Avatar
woodydotmx:#30658008

>>30657996
fuck off faggot

okcoker Avatar
okcoker:#30658014

the hollywood jew nigger machine should just make new characters and stories rather than nig up ones that already exist.

woodydotmx Avatar
woodydotmx:#30658043

A Scotman should.

ah_lice Avatar
ah_lice:#30658050

>>30658039
go to hell

moynihan Avatar
moynihan:#30658059

Of those, Fassender without a doubt. His age is fine, Bond should be slightly older anyway. However, at this point he's a bit too famous I should think, which is a shame because he is otherwise perfect.

If one wants to go for a younger and new Bond I'd nominate Richard Madden.

mylesb Avatar
mylesb:#30658064

>>30658050
You first.

ankitind Avatar
ankitind:#30658070

>>30658064
I hope one of your loved ones gets cancer and you remember your nigger fetishism.

steynviljoen Avatar
steynviljoen:#30658071

They really know how to grease you for a black bond. Threatening to make bond a ginger can make any alternative seem better.

iamgarth Avatar
iamgarth:#30658075

>>30658071
gingers > niggers

t1mmen Avatar
t1mmen:#30658085

>>30658075
Not quite in this case, the ginger in that picture is fucking disgusting.

Fassbender is a good medium as he has a nice gingerbeard.

Would an Irish/German Bond be acceptable though?

millinet Avatar
millinet:#30658088

this niggerization in the media is very corrupt

why so much time and money pushing niggers when there are so many other groups? Like indians for example. Or asians. I guess the zog has some kind of deal with the devil and needs to push the nigger shit.

mfacchinello Avatar
mfacchinello:#30658096

>>30658085
go suck nigger cock little worm

breehype Avatar
breehype:#30658099

>>30658096
Don't get pissy because not everyone likes your ugly ginger husbando.

to_soham Avatar
to_soham:#30658101

Surely the choice is obvious?

ryanjohnson_me Avatar
ryanjohnson_me:#30658109

>>30658101
Too bland and boring.

intertarik Avatar
intertarik:#30658116

>>30658099
fuck off faggot

go to hell

judzhin_miles Avatar
judzhin_miles:#30658118

That feel when not even as half as handsome as these manly males in suits in this ITT.

andrewofficer Avatar
andrewofficer:#30658122

how bout retiring bond?

didn't some jew bitch get her emails leaked where she was saying she wanted next bond to be a nigger?

arnel_lenteria Avatar
arnel_lenteria:#30658126

>>30658116
Continue getting triggered.

mfacchinello Avatar
mfacchinello:#30658127

Daniel Day-Lewis

nelshd Avatar
nelshd:#30658128

>>30658126
I hope someone you love gets cancer

johnriordan Avatar
johnriordan:#30658132

Before you get butthurt: Think about it.

aluisio_azevedo Avatar
aluisio_azevedo:#30658134

Why are there no calls to make bond a paki? There's more of them than black folk in the UK.

surajitkayal Avatar
surajitkayal:#30658136

>>30658127
fucking love him but 1. not suited 2. he wouldnt do it

enjoythetau Avatar
enjoythetau:#30658137

>>30658128
Edgy.

>>30658122
I thought that was them wanting Idris Alba, but I doubt it will happen now because that was leaked and because he's way too old.

leelkennedy Avatar
leelkennedy:#30658139

>>30658134
no actors

alv Avatar
alv:#30658142

>>30658139
At least not in movies available to minors.

emmakardaras Avatar
emmakardaras:#30658147

>>30658142
indeed

subburam Avatar
subburam:#30658154

>>30658139

here's one

yesmeck Avatar
yesmeck:#30658155

>>30658147
Stiff upper lip? Or stiff up her hip?

mat_stevens Avatar
mat_stevens:#30658169

I would never have wanted a negro to be James Bond, but his white counterparts force me to say I'd pick Idris Elba.

otozk Avatar
otozk:#30658193

>>30658154
Wasn't he a proper non-durka currynigger?

rohan30993 Avatar
rohan30993:#30658197

>>30658193
Kingsley was born Krishna Pandit Bhanji in Snainton, North Riding of Yorkshire. He is the son of Anna Lyna Mary (born Goodman; 1914-2010), an actress and model who appeared in films in the 1920s and 1930s, and Rahimtulla Harji Bhanji (1914-1968), a medical doctor.[5][6]

Kingsley's father, born in Kenya, was of Gujarati Indian (Ismaili Muslim Khoja) descent.[7] Kingsley's paternal grandfather was an extremely successful spice trader who had moved from India to Zanzibar, where Kingsley's father lived until moving to Britain at the age of 14.[8][9][10] Kingsley's mother was British; she was born out of wedlock, and "was loath to speak of her background".[11][12] Kingsley's maternal grandfather was believed by the family to have been of Russian- or German-Jewish descent, while Kingsley's maternal grandmother was of English background, and worked in the garment district of East London.[13] Kingsley stated in 1994: "I'm not Jewish... and though there might be some Russian-Jewish heritage way back on my mother's side, the thread is so fine there's no real evidence".[14][15]


empire feels

melvindidit Avatar
melvindidit:#30658241

>>30658139
Put Dev Patel on some steroids to get him some muscle mass.

rohan30993 Avatar
rohan30993:#30658242

the nignog

andrewgurylev Avatar
andrewgurylev:#30658386

If you're going to have a dark-skinned Bond, he has to be Indian. No offence to Elba.

antonkudin Avatar
antonkudin:#30659003

Danny devito bond

degandhi024 Avatar
degandhi024:#30659017

Fassbender could be a really good bond to be honest.

BillSKenney Avatar
BillSKenney:#30659018

Fassbender could be a really good bond to be honest.

meisso_jarno Avatar
meisso_jarno:#30659087

>>30658386
Outsourced intelligence agency?

bobwassermann Avatar
bobwassermann:#30659109

Best JB of all times

urbanjahvier Avatar
urbanjahvier:#30659116

These choices are all horrible.

xravil Avatar
xravil:#30659128

>>30659116
Fassbender is perfect for the role, he likely won't get it because he's already too famous. Otherwise? The only thing to bitch about would be his being (half) German.

areus Avatar
areus:#30659148

>>30659109
What did russians think of the tank chase in Moscow?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMX7_z4ixFQ

christauziet Avatar
christauziet:#30659155

>>30659128
Fassbender is too tall to be Bond

kiwiupover Avatar
kiwiupover:#30659216

>>30659148
It's not Moscow, it's Budapest more likely

davidbaldie Avatar
davidbaldie:#30659233

Bruce Jenner

jacobbennett Avatar
jacobbennett:#30659234

>>30658101

I'm with you on this.

cyril_gaillard Avatar
cyril_gaillard:#30659263

>EY YO HOW ABOUT PICKIN A BROTHA' FOR ONCE CRACKAS!

kazukichi_0914 Avatar
kazukichi_0914:#30659271

>>30659263
you realise the people in that photo are abos

teylorfeliz Avatar
teylorfeliz:#30659306

nobody but idris has the elegancy to play bond. deal

iamglimy Avatar
iamglimy:#30659312

>>30659306
dont be stupid, bond should be a white man since whites are the native inhabitants of britain and bond is a national symbol of sorts

adewaleolaore Avatar
adewaleolaore:#30659321

>>30659312
You dirty racist! Blacks are just as British as whites!

cat_audi Avatar
cat_audi:#30659328

Hardy

sava2500 Avatar
sava2500:#30659351

why wasnt colin firth ever made bond

ill tell you why, he's irish, leftists would rather a nigger be bond than an irishman how fucking ridiculous is this

bergmartin Avatar
bergmartin:#30659365

If those are the choices then the kikes have rigged it hard for the nigger to be the new Bond.

Hopefully that's just internet made image and not an accurate prediction of things to come.

joshjoshmatson Avatar
joshjoshmatson:#30659434

Elba. Bond needs more diversity.

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