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/int/ 31572104: Why do all these nerds think they're cool for lifti...

haydn_woods Avatar
haydn_woods:#31572104

Why do all these nerds think they're cool for lifting weights? It's like almost every imageboard loser thinks they're cool and kein for doing starting strength and eating the paleo diet. Like, they saw goodlooking chads lift weights for football, so they think "I will be cool and attractive if I lift too!"

It isn't cool. It's dull and primitive. Who is healthier? Some idiot nerd who eats greasy meats, or a runner who abstains from animal products? A thin body is more attractive than the meathead physiques these morons idolise anyway. Fat, bloated, impractical would describe the bodybuilding and powerlifting bodies imageboard retards look up to. The squatting and dead lifting obsession makes it even more hilarious. Evangelizing putting hundreds of pounds on your spine and squatting down on a big invisible cock, grinding your knees into calcium powder.

And what is this for? To try to slightly bolster your chances with slutty women. Congrats at spending all those hours on something so bestial and useless. You would have gotten higher class, smarter girls with a thin body and fashionable clothes anyway.

Spending 3 hours a week levitating some metal off the ground. What an alpha male. Such limitless dedication. And for what? What did this accomplish? Health? No. It destroys your joints. The only benefit it has, like I stated previously, is attracting bottom of the barrel gutter sluts.

danro Avatar
danro:#31572178

Greasy meats are fine, though.

My grandad ate it all his life and was strong as a bull to the end.

davidsasda Avatar
davidsasda:#31572219

DYEL?

kosmar Avatar
kosmar:#31572312

It's the religion of our time.

zackeeler Avatar
zackeeler:#31572380

Running is retarded. Pic related. It's you.

joemdesign Avatar
joemdesign:#31572392

>>31572380
Someone with that body shape would never grow bigger muscles from lifting weights. It wouldn't make a difference.

ayalacw Avatar
ayalacw:#31572409

I jog and love meat.
Stop talking like a fag pls.

souperphly Avatar
souperphly:#31572414

Is this copypasta?

amboy00 Avatar
amboy00:#31572427

i haven't been able to run for 2½ weeks, fucking injuries, i'd have recovered by now if i were 21, this is what it's like getting old, it's fucking annoying.

devankoshal Avatar
devankoshal:#31572449

I love how the whole thing was started by a guy whose father was a cardiologist, born into a family that had a known history for heart diseases, and then somehow he dies unexpectedly from "heart failure".

ajaxy_ru Avatar
ajaxy_ru:#31572489

Half my chest is missing, so it doesn't matter what I do. I border on underweight, and because of my deformity it still looks like I've been drinking a six pack every night for the last five years.

terryxlife Avatar
terryxlife:#31572494

>>31572427
I suffer a lot after twice weekly tma. Sometimes it's hard to walk for a couple of days.

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