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/int/ 43350234: I had a day off from my job working the night shift in ...

liang Avatar
liang:#43350234

I had a day off from my job working the night shift in a robotic warehouse, so I drove into Greater Los Angeles to pick up a programmable microcontroller so I can hack my 17 year old Japanese hybrid with a failed battery pack, in order to pass the vehicle inspection to renew registration.

Now I'm posting about it on an internet forum for adult virgins, from my laptop in a McDolan's parking lot, because I have no friends and I'm too poor to have an internet connection at home.

The future is now, and it's even shittier than people imagined it would be in the 1980s.

nelshd Avatar
nelshd:#43350241

sad

tereshenkov Avatar
tereshenkov:#43350243

Is internet that expensive on USA?

csswizardry Avatar
csswizardry:#43350246

You talk like a fag

clementc Avatar
clementc:#43350254

At least you have a car.

davidtoltesy Avatar
davidtoltesy:#43350256

At least you have an AI waifu.

clubb3rry Avatar
clubb3rry:#43350257

>>43350243
Well he lives in California so his rent or whatever must be stupidly expensive which leaves little room in terms of money to buy other stuff.

kennyadr Avatar
kennyadr:#43350284

Oh, and since recreational cannabis just became legal here, there's currently signs every few miles on the interstate that say this.

enriquemmorgan Avatar
enriquemmorgan:#43350302

>>43350234
Those threads are useless without telling how old you are.

wtrsld Avatar
wtrsld:#43350323

>>43350284
Stoners should get HUI tho

kriegs Avatar
kriegs:#43350325

I had a day off from my job working the night shift in a warehouse with electronic sorting equipment, so I drove into the greater San Francisco Bay Area to pick up a programmable microcontroller so I can hack my mom's 2 year old caddy with a failed onboard diagnostics computer, in order to pass the vehicle inspection to renew registration because California just required all cars to pass a "smog check".

Now I'm posting about it on a bbs for adult virgins, from my computer in the trunk of my car via a payphone in a Doggie Diner parking lot, because I have no friends and I'm too poor to use my mom's landline minutes plan.

The future is now, and it's even shittier than people imagined it would be in the 1930s. By the year 2000 cars will all just drive themselves and everyone will be using video phones. Also I puked up all over the back seat during the Bicentennial celebrations, all cars in the future will have plastic seats so I could have just washed it out with a hose. I can't wait to vote for Jimmy Carter again, Nixon should be in jail for the disgrace he's brought to this country.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdPht2avApg

grrr_nl Avatar
grrr_nl:#43350328

it really isn't op, back then it was the same shit except people could actually hack payphones. Today people abuse store gift cards but even then the government is about to remove our ability to do this.

jqueryalmeida Avatar
jqueryalmeida:#43350330

>>43350234
>>43350284

nice! the future is indeed now! And have you noticed how most of tech being "developed" in silicon valey nowadays is crap like crap tech in 80s movies?

garand Avatar
garand:#43350332

>>43350302
What does my age have to do with that cyberpunk feel?

olgary Avatar
olgary:#43350341

>>43350330

not even, today it's just people trying to figure out new random gizmos and other garbage aka the average radioshack era 1990. Crap tech like in movies were way cooler.

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