*grabs tail* :3
my cat did that a few times, and every time it did it would claw and bite my foot for some reason
the last time it tried to do it, i slapped it on the top of its heda and snatched it to go put him outside. then an days later he disappeared
I find it weird how Bernds manage to combine genuinely serious discussions with 5-yo-tier animal role-playing.
probably a Spider or a Snek ate him. You are of Monster. More Monster then the Monsters outside of your house!
*Pukes on you*
Don blam spoder. Spoder fren.
How am I doing, fellow autists?
there is a fairly large (at least large for a house kind) spider in my hallway. i would take a picture but im too lazy. its like the size of the concave of the palm of ones hand
>>43464316 I find it completely normal.
*slowly gets annoyed*
*attaches a tin canon a rope to tail*
why would i?