Can we have a slag threada?
I love England and herpes!
Question to Britfags: how difficult/easy is it to fuck a slag? Do they have high standards or will they even spread their legs for Bernd?
Buy them a few drinks and they'll fuck you. I lived in London for three years. Sometimes they'll buy your drinks and fuck you. I'm fat and ugly and got laid constantly there.
>that feel when no slag to shag
Brits dont know this suffering
But where do you shag?
Do you go to their homes? Do thy go to yours? Do you go to a hotel?
t. never ever
>tfw no slag gf
Yeah but did they look like those from op or like fat creaturas
That gives new meaning to this joge
wtf I got called into the cop shop when I prank called the police when I was like 12 but these fuckers call 999 and tell them to suck their dick and they get away with it?
>sometimes they play porn which is EXTREMELY unfordable *lustful grin
Too bad they all have chlamydia.
I bet all those women are lezzers, most girls that work in the emergency services tend to be tupence lickers.
>Hey I'm ya British gf. Are you ready for boom-boom time?
It's only uncomfortable if bernd does it
Tfw no fat Bri'ish rose gf.
Simple antibiotics clears that up. I've had chlamydia eight times.
Not if you paid me.
Anyone can fuck those slags. Every summer they come to southern Portugal/Spain. They're so easy...some just require paying a couple of drinks and they will blow you on the bathroom
The problem is, are you the first of that night? the 2nd? the 3rd? who knows...
Damn. I cant figure out if I like high heels or not. Normally I like them, but they look so fucking slaggy on these bitches.
But how to ask them for this blowjob after few drinks?
>Hey wanna blow me in the bathroom :DDDDDDDDDDDDD?
Or do they offer it themselves?
Yes if you live there as a Pole.
>this is what Russians believe
>cleaning toilets for minimal wage is not suffering for Poles
Sorry, I stand corrected.
Yes, you right.
Lol, they live infinitely better than pidors and get to shag beautifel slags
>you will never lick Holly's asshole ;_;
Yeah, but I want instead suck her toes.
You can't go on like this, Bernd!
t. no fap
>'havin no opshan
Petra knows... ;_____;
Shmara-threads is best threads.
t. threads exspert
You won't do that either, bro. ;_;
I would like to jam something, somewhere.
Is it hard to fuck such women?
No, you just have to wait until they are drunk and lay in the streets. Then you can pick them up and take them home and fuck them. It's super easy.
I think these ones require more investments than a couple of drinks.
>Anyone can fuck these slags
Meaning anyone who can fuck at least someone.
And bost more slags dammit!
The Pillsbury Doughslag? No fucking way.
is that dogstraya?
OP,those photos are at least 6 or 5 years old, slags very rarely dress like that now.
Ho do they dress when they go out then?
t. slags connoisseur
Pleaase show how they dress today.
How she dares to make such a move in front of their holocaust rememberance indoctrination works hanging on the wall :DDDDD it even looks they enjoyed putting the swastika on it. Kekekekek
4th is also quite interesting.
eggman got a gf
Similar, but with less bright colours and less make-up.
No. I am a manlet and really not a 10/10, but one just approached me and told me that I look like Leonardo Dicaprio, even though thats complete bullshit. Immediately afterwards she touched me and asked me other stupid shit.
So factswise: Just have an iPhone and wear a shirt. Enough for most of them.
Photographic evidence would be appreciated.
But I use Android...
there is literally no difference other than age.
Tell us about Finnish bönde slags (is bönde a unisex term?).