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/int/ 24891601: Fun fact, peoples taller the Putin cant serve in russia...

saulihirvi Avatar
saulihirvi:#24891601

Fun fact, peoples taller the Putin cant serve in russian special forces. Thats why we call them "green manlets"

joshuapekera Avatar
joshuapekera:#24891683

Height is kinda useless in the most of the army brigades
But with pioneers/anti-tank brigades height is a must. Since tall people are usually stronger than shorter people, and in those jobs you need to carry a lot of stuff.

T. Was anti-tank faggot in the army.
There wasn't a lot manlets. Mostly just dumb big grunts who weren't that good of a runners, but they could easily carry 50kg as long as they didn't have to run anywhere.

areus Avatar
areus:#24891701

>>24891683
>There wasn't a lot manlets
weren't*
Among other fuck ups.

ayalacw Avatar
ayalacw:#24891732

>>24891683

How tall are you.

ah_lice Avatar
ah_lice:#24891743

How tall one must be to not be called a manlet?

scottgallant Avatar
scottgallant:#24891747

>>24891732
186cm

arashmanteghi Avatar
arashmanteghi:#24891750

>>24891743

200cm

sava2500 Avatar
sava2500:#24891751

>>24891743
195 cm

ajaxy_ru Avatar
ajaxy_ru:#24891772

>>24891732
1488 cm

ah_lice Avatar
ah_lice:#24891774

>>24891743

Taller then you it seems.

artcalvin Avatar
artcalvin:#24891786

>>24891683
Manlets: They can run like hell, but can't carry very much
Grunts: They can't run very well, but they can carry a lot of stuff.

Manlets become guerrilla/other types of light mobile troops that need to constantly run around a forest without any real gear.
Grunts become anti-tank/pioneers where they aren't expected to move very fast, but they do have to carry a lot of stuff.

Manlets and tall folk are both needed in the army.

ryandownie Avatar
ryandownie:#24891809

>>24891786

Ok, what do middle height like 1,80-85 then?

doronmalki Avatar
doronmalki:#24891824

>>24891809
Are you better at running or better at carrying?
Or you can just become someone that doesn't need to do anything at all. Like Anti-Air/Artillery faggots. All you do is sit around your designated tube and load it.

Bernd Avatar
Bernd:#24891828

>>24891809

kill yoruself

mattsapii Avatar
mattsapii:#24891851

>>24891683
that feel when 179cm midget and was a pasi driver

jamesmbickerton Avatar
jamesmbickerton:#24891866

>>24891683
> tall people are usually stronger than shorter people
This is what talllets believe.

davidtoltesy Avatar
davidtoltesy:#24891895

>>24891866
I think it has more to do with your body mass. 40kg gear on the shoulders of a 90kg giant is less than 50%, while the same gear on a 60kg skeleton is 66%

gojeanyn Avatar
gojeanyn:#24891914

>>24891895
I'm 172cm(average heigh) and 120 kg. I'm a big guy.

markmushiva Avatar
markmushiva:#24891920

>>24891914
You are a fat dwarf.

nehemiasec Avatar
nehemiasec:#24891921

>>24891914
You a big guy?

syswarren Avatar
syswarren:#24891933

195 cm here. Can carry around 50 kg and astonish gf's without lots of trouble. Yet in army I was an artillerist and almost never carried anything heavy.

kershmallow Avatar
kershmallow:#24891949

>green manlets
That's not how you call a tank crew.

heikopaiko Avatar
heikopaiko:#24891982

>>24891914
172 is average in Russia?
I'm 183, would i be a giant?

polarity Avatar
polarity:#24891993

>>24891982
Well yeah, white people appear like giants to us.

ripplemdk Avatar
ripplemdk:#24891997

>>24891921
For you.

illyzoren Avatar
illyzoren:#24892035

http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2011/oct/18/world-leader-heights-tall
>Benito Juarez
>137cm
Mexico please.

350d Avatar
350d:#24892039

>>24891982
This fucking picture, everytime.

falvarad Avatar
falvarad:#24892042

>>24891982
Average male height in Russia is 178 cm.

cyril_gaillard Avatar
cyril_gaillard:#24892053

>>24892035
>Dmitry Medvedev
>163cm
Really? I always thought he was taller than Putin.

hoangloi Avatar
hoangloi:#24892056

>>24892039
I think it's photoshopped a bit.
But nobody calls Putin to check if it's true.

samscouto Avatar
samscouto:#24892063

>>24892053
Putin would never raise to power someone taller than him.

herrhaase Avatar
herrhaase:#24892067

>>24892035
even halonen was taller than poo the tin lmaooo

silv3rgvn Avatar
silv3rgvn:#24892068

>>24891982
yes.

t. 195

ninjad3m0 Avatar
ninjad3m0:#24892087

>>24891982
Still it's fucking hilarious how this manlet make the whole West world go full apeshit.

doronmalki Avatar
doronmalki:#24892088

>>24892035
> lenin 165
> stalin 165
> putin 170

whoa whoa whoa

dutchnadia Avatar
dutchnadia:#24892107

>>24892088
Lenin and Stalin were shorter than Napoleon.
No wonder Stalin was so mad.

heikopaiko Avatar
heikopaiko:#24892122

>>24891786

You forgot about the Tanks and APCs. The shorter you are, the less space you takes and it's easier for you to move inside the vehicle. I'm not sure if 200 cm guy would even be allowed to become a member of tank's crew.

Shriiiiimp Avatar
Shriiiiimp:#24892139

>>24892122
>I'm not sure if 200 cm guy would even be allowed to become a member of tank's crew.
They aren't here. Pilots and tank crew have a soft height limit of 185cm
Soft height limit meaning, that they aren't exactly banned to become one, but they are highly discouraged to become one.

superoutman Avatar
superoutman:#24892146

>>24892107
> No wonder Stalin was so mad.
In what sense "mad"? Like crazy mad or like angry mad?

nasirwd Avatar
nasirwd:#24892197

>>24892088
Lenin and Stalin can be blamed on malnutrition.
Putin has no excuse.

jonkspr Avatar
jonkspr:#24892214

>>24892197
But what about hurr durr soviet deficit?
inb4 whataboutism

Chakintosh Avatar
Chakintosh:#24892238

>>24892214
During Putin's childhood (50s, 60s) people didn't starve(that much) in USSR.

macxim Avatar
macxim:#24892248

>>24891824
Sounds cool, where can I sign up?

187,5 cm 98kg 20 something % bodyfat

clementc Avatar
clementc:#24892269

>>24892238
There is a difference between starvation and malnutrition.
I mean, just look an Putin's school photos, he's obviously underfed!

thomweerd Avatar
thomweerd:#24892272

>>24892068

Fucking giants. Please don't eat me ;_;