On the Internet your photo I beheld
And within me tender love so quickly swelled.
And on seeing you I slowly realised
How much power has our father Jesus Christ.
With my hand your milky skin I'd like to touch
And your silky hair I'd like to feel so much.
You are pure as a singing Scottish creek
And so innocent, yet probably not meek.
I can't put in words all that I feel for you
Know just this: my love for you is true.
And for you my heart is aching in malaise,
But this sickness I will willingly embrace.
Bitter tears slowly well up in my eyes,
Further hoping that I'll meet you is unwise.
My existence is a dreary world of lies...
And my humble piece you'll never get to see,
This sad fact inflicts much suffering on me.
But, in case you come across my piece somewhere,
Write me back, and tender love we shall then share.
Lack of replies will never break my love
Don't even remember reading that pasta. Curious.
A German with a heart of stone? Am I supposed to be surprised?
A curius modification, my friend. I am afraid you will only find sorrows in this endeavor.
I know that too well. But, just in case the impossible happens, please spread my poem as wide as possible.
Shittier than wojak tier
>And within me tender love so quickly swelled.
what a fancy way to spell Benis :-----DD
It's so easy to mock a poet, isn't it?
You should just send messages that say ayy bb u wan sum fuk
I don't even know who this beautiful rose is
Doesn't matter it works for every grill
She looks underage in this pic
lol, you dun goofed, it's a Russian
She is a young woman of Russian descent, she had become mildly famous on Russian imageboards for her dissolute behaviour and general degeneracy.
> want sosach girl
Lel, is this the Wojak poem written in genuine English?
Does anyone still have the original variant?
Should this matter? You're a self-absorbed bigot who has clearly never experienced true love and I don't need any advice from the likes of you!
A lot of us do. I am amongst the few who have witnessed the event itself and are here still, true to their Bernddom.
Stop calling her a whore.
To find the lass with skin as fair as birch,
Peruse at once reversëd image search!
I witnessed that thread too. Though I had a belgium ball back then.
> Stop calling her a whore.
Yeah, I remember it too.
I've been visiting /int/ almost every day since 2009. It is an inseparable part of my life.
would liberate from soviet yoke
You're going to give me a heart attack, buddy
fuck, I love that thing she does with her lips :3
>So her name is Lina,
and she's a massive whore
she fucked with various /soc/ (2ch) dwellers
and she's pretty bad at it (fucking)
but makeups and photoshops skills are good
Is she a polack? Eww.
I love these things more
no, she's russ
polina is popular russich name
also she makes there shots only from front perspective for a reason (guess which one)
>she fucked with various /soc/ (2ch) dwellers
>and she's pretty bad at it (fucking)
This tatar bitch have fucking ugly nose. Stop posting.
>dat slight foot tease
is she packing a benis downstairs?
i would even get you a video where she get's cock'd by russian 45kg anon
it looked so fucking silly and retarded
imagine 13 years old having a fuck
pretty much that
but sosach is down and i cant ask anyone to post it
i dont save this kind of shit on my hdd
I'm a witness. She was pretty bad, even turk-mongol hybrids are better.
tfw I can't fulfill my fantasy of getting some Russian golddiger whore because they don't even want a Bernd like me for my money ;_;
Her beautiful little nose is worth more than your whole miserable life
Wow, I like your poem.
Where are pics of her in mcdonalds. If someone would post it here, you will see all horror.
Anyone have the Jewess's nostrils poem?
Polina is a Russian name, short form for it is Lina.
Are you slav?
>Nobody wants to hear
do you have proof to back it up?
Just visit moscow and you'll have dozens of golddigger at once. Seriously.
Stop it already, she is a whore, fucked in all holes many many many many times.
that feel when if i went to russia i'd be confused with churka
But not by me.
She looks adorable 9001/10 but if she spreads those pictures of herself she might be quite bitchy.
Maybe OP has a cuckold fetish, than it's just fine with him.
Of course she doesn't. It's her admirers who spread the pictures
I have yet to see any evidence of her implied immoral behaviour
Ahh and why would that be?
Because you're not me, buddy. It's that simple
What do you have to offer what i don't have?
Bleh, Tamara is cuter.
I never said i love her. I want to fuck her.
HA. I won't back off, i am ready for you. Bring it.
Where in Bavaria do you live?
Eh about 450km away from Bavaria. I don't know for sure how much that is in burgermetrics. About 300 miles i guess.
Name the place you slippery coward
Tfw no red head gf is probably the only remaining >tfw no gf related feel which really hits me
I love red head girls and I am bitter that I will never love one intimately
Do want german assburgers to get mad and hunt me?
What would you possibly do with any city name?
Do you live in a hotel?
You can see that she obviously have Asian blood. Are you silly?
Who's this slag then?
Some tatar bitch with big nose.
Oh nice. Would you stop at the nearest supermarket for me and bring me some fine british goods?
Nothing special. Just regualr stuff for Waitrose or something.
I live in Herne
Why did you have a bavariaball?
I stole it.
If you don't stop talking like this I'm afraid you're gonna be the one with horribly mutilated nose
Fruit cake please.
It's beautiful. You are a poet like Wojak, just that you know English.
If you sight, please make a post!
Meanwhile, it seems that our Failpolack has finally managed to marry his true love.
OK. Will you stay overnight?
No point, I have a place where I can stay in Germany.
Ich habe Großeltern in Sachsen-Anhalt
I like especially those lines:
>And on seeing you I slowly realised
>How much power has our father Jesus Christ.
They have something Shakespearean.
Well I live just eight or so miles away from Stratford-upon-Avon, guess Shakespeare's spirit still permeates the area
Du schon wieder.
> Was, hast du etwa erwartet, dass ich KC vollständig verlasse? Sei bitte nicht so naiv.
Was? Nein. Das war nicht böse gemeint. Und nun: Weitermachen!
Did her classmates stop bullying her?
wat, is charlotte russian as well? I thought she was british. can any russian tell if that's a fake account?
> How much power has our father Jesus Christ.
Someone does not understand trinity.
It's simply poetic inexactitude
I have never felt love... Feels good man :D
Never say never
I believe you
Well done moving to a real country.
Love is the only thing about me that swells when I'm looking at her, you dirty pervert
You don't love her. You just want to fuck her. You heart is not involved at all, only you balls. That's OK btw.
I have no carnal desire for her at all, if you need to know, but I'm ready to spend the rest of my life trying to make her the happiest woman in the world
Oh m8. Is it this day of the month again? Yeah that happens to all of us.
Just get some head and it will go away.
I'm afraid you might be too young to understand me, buddy
Lel, you're so pathetic it hurts. Why would you want to do ANYTHING with a dumb empty-headed chan whore? Do you honestly think sane, gf-worthy girls camwhore on chans? Seriously? Can you think at all?
I bet my monthly salary that i am not.
>Why would you want to do ANYTHING with a dumb empty-headed chan whore?
Why would you insult a beautiful girl you know nothing about? Is it the subliminal rage that your own girlfriend is not nearly as scrumptious as she is? Yes, that must be it
>Do you honestly think sane, gf-worthy girls camwhore on chans?
We all make mistakes. Besides, this seems to be a thing of the past for her
That's fine, some people never grow up
Well because growing up sucks ;_;
>Why would you insult a beautiful girl you know nothing about?
>>25928732 Look at this and tell me it doesn't look fake and retarded as fuck. I speak a little Russian but looking at this I wish I didn't.
> Is it the subliminal rage that your own girlfriend is not nearly as scrumptious as she is?
No, don't be ridiculous. All I want is to save you from unneeded and retarded misery.
It also has its perks
>Love is a serious mental disease.
>Look at this and tell me it doesn't look fake and retarded as fuck.
She's clearly making fun of dim, deluded Bernds, which is one more reason to love her for me
>All I want is to save you from unneeded and retarded misery.
Thanks for your concern, but I'm more than willing to spend the rest of my life in such misery
Then it's a disease I'll gladfully be afflicted by
Not sure if british humor.
But YOU are dim and deluded. Do you honestly expect some random chan camwhore to be your soulmate? Is it just looks you're after? You can't call it love, you love a picture, not a person.
Anyway, not my business, enjoy obsessing lel.
You muss fink im really prtteh and sexeh
I'll have a coke and large fries, please
How old is she? Is it safe to post her tits?
Of course I'm being serious, juveniles cannot experience true love, their affections are shallow and fleeting
You keep regurgitating these two words, so you must be under the impression that they define her entirely. Suffice it to say, this is definitely not the case. If you tried a joint once in your life, just out of curiosity, would that make you a stoner?
>Is it just looks you're after?
You know, I believe we can actually glimpse a person's just looking at her. I admit that it's probably not enough to make a judgement, but from what I could gather from the few pictures and videos of her I found, yes, I do think she is my soulmate. You know what? It's actually you who must be truly miserable, living by this materialistic philosophy
Lel, she's surrounded by utter manlets with less testosterone than a dead fish. She needs to be rescued from this miserable existence by a strong British real man
She has no nude pictures because, in spite of what so many jealous pricks keep saying, she's not a whore. She's just a sweet girl who discovered imageboards by sheer chance
fug it :DDD #yolo
She actually does.
that body looks like a definitive 18 year old's
anyway, got any of the vids? or any other nudes? or at least feet?
nice tits tho
Ha, do you expect me to believe that's her? Nice try bud
I do have more, but it's on my external HDD.
>She has no nude pictures because, she's not a whore.
that tongue was built to satisfy the passion of the Latin kiss
I'll think about it.
Ypure a disgistung piece of pathetic trash, OP.
All I could find of her are a modest number of pictures and videos, nothing to support the theory that she's been posting her photos for a long time. Moreover, she stopped doing that quite a while ago, as far as I could tell. Yes, this fits my definition of 'once in her life'
>You're the one after looks
You're materialistic because you eagerly reduce a person to a two-word definition and baselessly accuse me of only being after her looks. You know, we tend to use ourselves as a yardstick when judging other people, so what do your judgements tell about you?
Sod off you wankers, don't ruin the purity of my thread with your dirty presence. Go wank off to Kim Kardashian or whatever oversexed monster you fancy
They're fucking and you arent
Oh noes :ссс
Has the evidence in this thread not been enough?
Anyway, I'm off, enjoy your obsession. Think what you will of me, I only tried to help, but you're impossible to help.
I'm not sure why she's willing to touch this upright walking tapeworm, but I guess that's what you have to settle for when you live in Russia. Not to worry though, I'll rescue her pretty soon and bring her to the safety of Britain
Mejt, compare that wall with pics on it, its the same
Also thats the only real pic of her pussy on the interwebs, save it
Thanks britbernd, you made me feel better about myself
How much more obvious can I make the fact that I don't need your help? Wait, I actually do. I could use some help finding her and getting in touch with her. If you can help me with that, please be my guest; otherwise, your help may find more demand where the sun doesn't shine
I only see a most superficial resemblance.
Saxony strikes again?
It's a troll, fellows, no human being can be THAT retarded.
No such vids exist
Here little polina is having fun, oh noes she is tipsy!
I see on internets your photo
Well, thanks anyway.
Am I correct in my assumption that you know her?
Let's help Op with contacting with Polina and becoming happily ever after if it's really what he wants :3c
YES DEAR HUSSAR FRIEND, LET'S DO IT
/INT/ PURE LOVE, DON'T FORGET
Why is nobody getting enthusiastic about this lad's proposal? That's not very gentlemanly. You're supposed to help thy neighbour
Stop posting this random hooker and help me get in touch with Lina already
you're a fucking creep, who would do that?
You don't seem to understand what that word means. I have most serious intentions and I simply want a chance to confess my feelings to her. If she rejects me, then so be it
She looks like shit.
>pics on the wall
Uhm, I don't see any pics on her wall
>And she doesnt speak english
Does she speak foreign languages at all? English is not my only language.
In the worst case scenario, I'm hope I can rely on your, Bernd, to relay my message while I'm trying to get a grasp of Russian
>I'm hope I can rely on your
Shit that's already Russian tier grammar so I guess I'm making progress
Seriously though, I'm half asleep, so if anybody's willing to help me to get in touch with Lina, please do it now
One last desperate bump and then I go to bed
Google полина майер
Okay, I found her VK account. What now? I don't speak Russian.
send some pics with your penis
I have this picture already, thanks nonetheless
You have a sence of language. Nice one.
Artist's rendition XDDD
It's just my love that gave me inspiration
I heard from the guy that fugged her that she's pretty loose and has some STDs
Funny, your dad told me the same when we were discussing your mum
It's not nice to lie on the internet and insult others.
I gave you an honest statement and you throw out insults instead of thanking me.
How do you know I never talked to your dad?
Last week or so there were a bunch of slutty girls sitting in front of me in the lecture hall , they kept talking about how they were making fun of some guy on Tinder who sent them poetry. They also mentioned how they were only on dating sites for attention and ridiculing betas.
>my memetical mask when this threda is still alive
>I'm not beta enough to fall for this crap
this threda proves otheriwse
This whole thread I'm asking people to help me actually get in touch with her; a beta would just fap to her pictures and whine incessantly that she will never be his. I'm trying to act, it's not my fault that my capabilities are so limited!
I say there's a lack of Polina threads on the front page
Can we end this attention whoring
If theres no nudes from this cunt she needs to die