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/int/ 25927855: On the Internet your photo I beheld And within me tend...

andrewgurylev Avatar
andrewgurylev:#25927855

On the Internet your photo I beheld
And within me tender love so quickly swelled.

And on seeing you I slowly realised
How much power has our father Jesus Christ.

With my hand your milky skin I'd like to touch
And your silky hair I'd like to feel so much.

You are pure as a singing Scottish creek
And so innocent, yet probably not meek.

I can't put in words all that I feel for you
Know just this: my love for you is true.

And for you my heart is aching in malaise,
But this sickness I will willingly embrace.

Bitter tears slowly well up in my eyes,
Further hoping that I'll meet you is unwise.

My existence is a dreary world of lies...

And my humble piece you'll never get to see,
This sad fact inflicts much suffering on me.

But, in case you come across my piece somewhere,
Write me back, and tender love we shall then share.

stayuber Avatar
stayuber:#25928204

Lack of replies will never break my love

subburam Avatar
subburam:#25928258

Don't even remember reading that pasta. Curious.

ninjad3m0 Avatar
ninjad3m0:#25928277

>>25928258
A German with a heart of stone? Am I supposed to be surprised?

robinlayfield Avatar
robinlayfield:#25928327

A curius modification, my friend. I am afraid you will only find sorrows in this endeavor.

crhysdave Avatar
crhysdave:#25928366

>>25928327
I know that too well. But, just in case the impossible happens, please spread my poem as wide as possible.

p_kosov Avatar
p_kosov:#25928385

Shittier than wojak tier

karalek Avatar
karalek:#25928429

>And within me tender love so quickly swelled.

what a fancy way to spell Benis :-----DD

husamyousf Avatar
husamyousf:#25928463

>>25928385
It's so easy to mock a poet, isn't it?

otozk Avatar
otozk:#25928469

You should just send messages that say ayy bb u wan sum fuk

shesgared Avatar
shesgared:#25928481

>>25928469
I don't even know who this beautiful rose is

davidtoltesy Avatar
davidtoltesy:#25928501

dilli-dilli-bom

surajitkayal Avatar
surajitkayal:#25928535

>>25928481
Doesn't matter it works for every grill

sava2500 Avatar
sava2500:#25928575

>>25928501
She looks underage in this pic

andina Avatar
andina:#25928602

lol, you dun goofed, it's a Russian

arashmanteghi Avatar
arashmanteghi:#25928619

>>25928481
She is a young woman of Russian descent, she had become mildly famous on Russian imageboards for her dissolute behaviour and general degeneracy.

emilioiantorno Avatar
emilioiantorno:#25928642

>>25927855
> want sosach girl
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a05_1416766004

chatyrko Avatar
chatyrko:#25928673

>>25927855
Lel, is this the Wojak poem written in genuine English?

Does anyone still have the original variant?

iamkeithmason Avatar
iamkeithmason:#25928692

>>25928602
Should this matter? You're a self-absorbed bigot who has clearly never experienced true love and I don't need any advice from the likes of you!

cat_audi Avatar
cat_audi:#25928737

>>25928673
A lot of us do. I am amongst the few who have witnessed the event itself and are here still, true to their Bernddom.

mhwelander Avatar
mhwelander:#25928773

>>25928732
Stop calling her a whore.

polarity Avatar
polarity:#25928791

>>25928481
To find the lass with skin as fair as birch,
Peruse at once reversëd image search!

ryandownie Avatar
ryandownie:#25928796

>>25928737

I witnessed that thread too. Though I had a belgium ball back then.

souuf Avatar
souuf:#25928800

>>25928773
> Stop calling her a whore.
Oh, boy

buleswapnil Avatar
buleswapnil:#25928805

>>25928737
Yeah, I remember it too.
I've been visiting /int/ almost every day since 2009. It is an inseparable part of my life.

a_khadeko Avatar
a_khadeko:#25928842

>>25928732
would liberate from soviet yoke

andrewgurylev Avatar
andrewgurylev:#25928929

>>25928842
Don't you dare touch her!

>>25928791
So her name is Lina, huh? Sounds fitting.

greenbes Avatar
greenbes:#25928954

>>25928926
You're going to give me a heart attack, buddy

emmakardaras Avatar
emmakardaras:#25928978

>>25928926
fuck, I love that thing she does with her lips :3

albertodebo Avatar
albertodebo:#25928984

>>25928929
>So her name is Lina,
Polina
and she's a massive whore
she fucked with various /soc/ (2ch) dwellers
and she's pretty bad at it (fucking)
but makeups and photoshops skills are good

michigangraham Avatar
michigangraham:#25929021

>>25928984

Is she a polack? Eww.

_zm Avatar
_zm:#25929050

>>25928978
I love these things more

nelshd Avatar
nelshd:#25929052

>>25929021
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polina_%28given_name%29

cheezonbread Avatar
cheezonbread:#25929054

>>25929021
no, she's russ
polina is popular russich name
also she makes there shots only from front perspective for a reason (guess which one)

davidtoltesy Avatar
davidtoltesy:#25929062

>>25928984
>she fucked with various /soc/ (2ch) dwellers
>and she's pretty bad at it (fucking)
PROOFS.

sava2500 Avatar
sava2500:#25929071

>>25928926
This tatar bitch have fucking ugly nose. Stop posting.

superoutman Avatar
superoutman:#25929084

>>25928984
this

malgordon Avatar
malgordon:#25929090

>>25928926
>dat slight foot tease

wahidanggara Avatar
wahidanggara:#25929104

>>25929054

is she packing a benis downstairs?

thehacker Avatar
thehacker:#25929107

>>25929062
i would even get you a video where she get's cock'd by russian 45kg anon
it looked so fucking silly and retarded
imagine 13 years old having a fuck
pretty much that

but sosach is down and i cant ask anyone to post it
i dont save this kind of shit on my hdd

marshallchen_ Avatar
marshallchen_:#25929112

>>25929062
I'm a witness. She was pretty bad, even turk-mongol hybrids are better.

terryxlife Avatar
terryxlife:#25929133

tfw I can't fulfill my fantasy of getting some Russian golddiger whore because they don't even want a Bernd like me for my money ;_;

markolschesky Avatar
markolschesky:#25929148

>>25929071
Her beautiful little nose is worth more than your whole miserable life

degandhi024 Avatar
degandhi024:#25929149

>>25927855
Wow, I like your poem.

alv Avatar
alv:#25929188

>>25929148
Where are pics of her in mcdonalds. If someone would post it here, you will see all horror.

BrianPurkiss Avatar
BrianPurkiss:#25929189

>>25929148
>that shnobel

alta1r Avatar
alta1r:#25929192

Anyone have the Jewess's nostrils poem?

dutchnadia Avatar
dutchnadia:#25929198

>>25929107
>>25929112
>i would even get you a video where she get's cock'd by russian 45kg anon
Yes, please post this video or shut up otherwise. Nobody wants to hear your baseless accusations against my angel

anjhero Avatar
anjhero:#25929209

>>25929021
Polina is a Russian name, short form for it is Lina.

herkulano Avatar
herkulano:#25929217

>>25929198
Are you slav?

gojeanyn Avatar
gojeanyn:#25929218

>>25929198
>Nobody wants to hear
do you have proof to back it up?

keyuri85 Avatar
keyuri85:#25929229

>>25929133
Just visit moscow and you'll have dozens of golddigger at once. Seriously.

jimmywebdev Avatar
jimmywebdev:#25929237

>>25929189
Pictures of your family do not belong in this thread.

>>25929149
What is the last place in Europe where you can still find genuine appreciation for artistry and romance? France, of course.

freddetastic Avatar
freddetastic:#25929312

>>25929217
I'll become anything, just to be able to be with her

>>25929218
My love is my proof

melvindidit Avatar
melvindidit:#25929371

Stop it already, she is a whore, fucked in all holes many many many many times.

joemdesign Avatar
joemdesign:#25929394

that feel when if i went to russia i'd be confused with churka

joshjoshmatson Avatar
joshjoshmatson:#25929409

>>25929371
But not by me.

leandrovaranda Avatar
leandrovaranda:#25929451

She looks adorable 9001/10 but if she spreads those pictures of herself she might be quite bitchy.

mbilalsiddique1 Avatar
mbilalsiddique1:#25929459

>>25929371
How much is Putin paying you to spread these lies?

>>25929409
And you have no shot at it, either. We were made for each other

strikewan Avatar
strikewan:#25929469

>>25929371
Maybe OP has a cuckold fetish, than it's just fine with him.

wtrsld Avatar
wtrsld:#25929476

>>25929451
Of course she doesn't. It's her admirers who spread the pictures

robinlayfield Avatar
robinlayfield:#25929507

>>25929469
I have yet to see any evidence of her implied immoral behaviour

antongenkin Avatar
antongenkin:#25929511

>>25929459
Ahh and why would that be?

anjhero Avatar
anjhero:#25929561

>>25929511
Because you're not me, buddy. It's that simple

zackeeler Avatar
zackeeler:#25929629

>>25929561
What do you have to offer what i don't have?

seanwashington Avatar
seanwashington:#25929657

Bleh, Tamara is cuter.

vocino Avatar
vocino:#25929728

>>25929629
My love is real and everlasting; yours is a whim that will fade in a fortnight

>>25929646
I give you one last friendly warning. Don't call her a whore.

romanbulah Avatar
romanbulah:#25929762

>>25929728
I never said i love her. I want to fuck her.

tweet_john Avatar
tweet_john:#25929829

>>25929657
I will tolerate your choice, but reserve my opinion on it

>>25929762
Then better steer clear of her if you don't need any trouble

alagoon Avatar
alagoon:#25929901

>>25929829
HA. I won't back off, i am ready for you. Bring it.

linux29 Avatar
linux29:#25929923

>>25929901
Where in Bavaria do you live?

murrayswift Avatar
murrayswift:#25929992

>>25929923
Eh about 450km away from Bavaria. I don't know for sure how much that is in burgermetrics. About 300 miles i guess.

nasirwd Avatar
nasirwd:#25930058

>>25929992
Name the place you slippery coward

timgthomas Avatar
timgthomas:#25930081

Tfw no red head gf is probably the only remaining >tfw no gf related feel which really hits me

I love red head girls and I am bitter that I will never love one intimately

linux29 Avatar
linux29:#25930150

>>25930058
Do want german assburgers to get mad and hunt me?
What would you possibly do with any city name?

subburam Avatar
subburam:#25930206

>>25930150
I will pay you a cordial visit and make it clear that you really shouldn't try to steal my love from me

>>25930081
Never lose hope, no matter how faint it may seem

itsracine Avatar
itsracine:#25930246

>>25928204
Do you live in a hotel?

deviljho_ Avatar
deviljho_:#25930247

>>25929657
You can see that she obviously have Asian blood. Are you silly?

syswarren Avatar
syswarren:#25930257

Who's this slag then?

zackeeler Avatar
zackeeler:#25930276

>>25930257
Some tatar bitch with big nose.

chatyrko Avatar
chatyrko:#25930277

>>25930206
Oh nice. Would you stop at the nearest supermarket for me and bring me some fine british goods?
Nothing special. Just regualr stuff for Waitrose or something.
I live in Herne

terpimost Avatar
terpimost:#25930362

>>25930277

> Herne

Why did you have a bavariaball?

freddetastic Avatar
freddetastic:#25930390

>>25930362
I stole it.

jrxmember Avatar
jrxmember:#25930402

>>25930362
He lies.

mhwelander Avatar
mhwelander:#25930425

>>25930257
The only slag I know of is your mum

>>25930277
I will bring you a pasty and batter it into your skull

nateschulte Avatar
nateschulte:#25930462

>>25930276
If you don't stop talking like this I'm afraid you're gonna be the one with horribly mutilated nose

kriegs Avatar
kriegs:#25930496

>>25930425
Fruit cake please.

jamesmbickerton Avatar
jamesmbickerton:#25930512

>>25927855
It's beautiful. You are a poet like Wojak, just that you know English.

mugukamil Avatar
mugukamil:#25930522

If you sight, please make a post!

mbilalsiddique1 Avatar
mbilalsiddique1:#25930536

Meanwhile, it seems that our Failpolack has finally managed to marry his true love.

http://www.census-info.us/search/WOJAK,CHARLOTTE

mrzero158 Avatar
mrzero158:#25930594

>>25930512
I see that the romantic spirit of Goethe and Schiller isn't dead in Germany.

>>25930496
Whatever, it's not like you have tastebuds on your face.

likewings Avatar
likewings:#25930628

>>25930594
OK. Will you stay overnight?

langate Avatar
langate:#25930662

>>25930628
No point, I have a place where I can stay in Germany.

Ich habe Großeltern in Sachsen-Anhalt

enjoythetau Avatar
enjoythetau:#25930715

>>25930594
I like especially those lines:

>And on seeing you I slowly realised
>How much power has our father Jesus Christ.

They have something Shakespearean.

vladarbatov Avatar
vladarbatov:#25930802

>>25930715
Well I live just eight or so miles away from Stratford-upon-Avon, guess Shakespeare's spirit still permeates the area

samihah Avatar
samihah:#25930817

>>25930662
Du schon wieder.

orkuncaylar Avatar
orkuncaylar:#25930849

>>25930662
>Sachsen-Anhalt
Unterschicht!

thomasgeisen Avatar
thomasgeisen:#25930916

>>25930817
Was, hast du etwa erwartet, dass ich KC vollständig verlasse? Sei bitte nicht so naiv.

>>25930849
Würdest du dich bitte verpissen

madebyvadim Avatar
madebyvadim:#25930980

>>25930916
> Was, hast du etwa erwartet, dass ich KC vollständig verlasse? Sei bitte nicht so naiv.
Was? Nein. Das war nicht böse gemeint. Und nun: Weitermachen!

jehnglynn Avatar
jehnglynn:#25931028

>>25929657
Sad thing she doesn't look like a regular krokodil user anymore.

>>25928642
How is that grill now? Is she dead? I forgot her name, she was 14 years old piece of shit heroin addict, wasn't she?

craigelimeliah Avatar
craigelimeliah:#25931065

>>25931028
Did her classmates stop bullying her?

sindresorhus Avatar
sindresorhus:#25931074

http://vk.com/esdes
wat, is charlotte russian as well? I thought she was british. can any russian tell if that's a fake account?

sava2500 Avatar
sava2500:#25931130

>>25931028
Moar

kazukichi_0914 Avatar
kazukichi_0914:#25931208

>>25927855
> How much power has our father Jesus Christ.
Someone does not understand trinity.

freddetastic Avatar
freddetastic:#25931289

>>25931208
It's simply poetic inexactitude

jjshaw14 Avatar
jjshaw14:#25931423

I have never felt love... Feels good man :D

soyeljuaco Avatar
soyeljuaco:#25931458

>>25931423
Never say never

joeymurdah Avatar
joeymurdah:#25931508

>>25931458
I believe you

antongenkin Avatar
antongenkin:#25931778

>>25928796
Well done moving to a real country.

javorszky Avatar
javorszky:#25931813

>quickly swelled

ultragex Avatar
ultragex:#25931894

>>25931813
Love is the only thing about me that swells when I'm looking at her, you dirty pervert

nerrsoft Avatar
nerrsoft:#25931979

>>25931894
You don't love her. You just want to fuck her. You heart is not involved at all, only you balls. That's OK btw.

canapud Avatar
canapud:#25932045

>>25931979
I have no carnal desire for her at all, if you need to know, but I'm ready to spend the rest of my life trying to make her the happiest woman in the world

eduardostuart Avatar
eduardostuart:#25932121

>>25932045
Oh m8. Is it this day of the month again? Yeah that happens to all of us.
Just get some head and it will go away.

t1mmen Avatar
t1mmen:#25932276

>>25932121
I'm afraid you might be too young to understand me, buddy

rohan30993 Avatar
rohan30993:#25932291

Lel, you're so pathetic it hurts. Why would you want to do ANYTHING with a dumb empty-headed chan whore? Do you honestly think sane, gf-worthy girls camwhore on chans? Seriously? Can you think at all?

jasontdsn Avatar
jasontdsn:#25932321

>>25932276
I bet my monthly salary that i am not.

baluli Avatar
baluli:#25932336

>>25932291
>Why would you want to do ANYTHING with a dumb empty-headed chan whore?
Why would you insult a beautiful girl you know nothing about? Is it the subliminal rage that your own girlfriend is not nearly as scrumptious as she is? Yes, that must be it
>Do you honestly think sane, gf-worthy girls camwhore on chans?
We all make mistakes. Besides, this seems to be a thing of the past for her

vikashpathak18 Avatar
vikashpathak18:#25932341

>>25932321
That's fine, some people never grow up

madebyvadim Avatar
madebyvadim:#25932358

>>25932341
Well because growing up sucks ;_;

illyzoren Avatar
illyzoren:#25932367

>>25932336
>Why would you insult a beautiful girl you know nothing about?
>>25928732 Look at this and tell me it doesn't look fake and retarded as fuck. I speak a little Russian but looking at this I wish I didn't.

> Is it the subliminal rage that your own girlfriend is not nearly as scrumptious as she is?
No, don't be ridiculous. All I want is to save you from unneeded and retarded misery.

donjain Avatar
donjain:#25932369

>>25932358
It also has its perks

mefahad Avatar
mefahad:#25932390

>Love is a serious mental disease.

vj_demien Avatar
vj_demien:#25932453

>>25932369
Like?

andrewgurylev Avatar
andrewgurylev:#25932467

>>25932367
>Look at this and tell me it doesn't look fake and retarded as fuck.
She's clearly making fun of dim, deluded Bernds, which is one more reason to love her for me
>All I want is to save you from unneeded and retarded misery.
Thanks for your concern, but I'm more than willing to spend the rest of my life in such misery

>>25932390
Then it's a disease I'll gladfully be afflicted by

kosmar Avatar
kosmar:#25932472

>>25932453
Like love

itsracine Avatar
itsracine:#25932487

>>25932467

Enjoy.

arnel_lenteria Avatar
arnel_lenteria:#25932508

>>25932472
Not sure if british humor.

falvarad Avatar
falvarad:#25932529

>>25932467
But YOU are dim and deluded. Do you honestly expect some random chan camwhore to be your soulmate? Is it just looks you're after? You can't call it love, you love a picture, not a person.

Anyway, not my business, enjoy obsessing lel.

jitachi Avatar
jitachi:#25932705

You muss fink im really prtteh and sexeh

illyzoren Avatar
illyzoren:#25932819

Dominating

creartinc Avatar
creartinc:#25932887

I'll have a coke and large fries, please

greenbes Avatar
greenbes:#25932960

How old is she? Is it safe to post her tits?

p_kosov Avatar
p_kosov:#25932965

>>25932508
Of course I'm being serious, juveniles cannot experience true love, their affections are shallow and fleeting

>>25932529
>chan camwhore
You keep regurgitating these two words, so you must be under the impression that they define her entirely. Suffice it to say, this is definitely not the case. If you tried a joint once in your life, just out of curiosity, would that make you a stoner?
>Is it just looks you're after?
You know, I believe we can actually glimpse a person's just looking at her. I admit that it's probably not enough to make a judgement, but from what I could gather from the few pictures and videos of her I found, yes, I do think she is my soulmate. You know what? It's actually you who must be truly miserable, living by this materialistic philosophy

>>25932705
Lel, she's surrounded by utter manlets with less testosterone than a dead fish. She needs to be rescued from this miserable existence by a strong British real man

BillSKenney Avatar
BillSKenney:#25932983

>>25932960
She has no nude pictures because, in spite of what so many jealous pricks keep saying, she's not a whore. She's just a sweet girl who discovered imageboards by sheer chance

carlyson Avatar
carlyson:#25933002

>>25932965
>once in your life
Very clearly not the case.

>It's actually you who must be truly miserable, living by this materialistic philosophy
How the hell am I materialistic? You're the one after looks, not me.

>>25932983
You're amazingly deluded, but again, this is not my business.

trueblood_33 Avatar
trueblood_33:#25933015

fug it :DDD #yolo

>>25932983
She actually does.

BillSKenney Avatar
BillSKenney:#25933042

>>25933015
that body looks like a definitive 18 year old's
anyway, got any of the vids? or any other nudes? or at least feet?

xspirits Avatar
xspirits:#25933049

>>25933015
nice tits tho

whore :---DD

mactopus Avatar
mactopus:#25933068

>>25933015
Ha, do you expect me to believe that's her? Nice try bud

kennyadr Avatar
kennyadr:#25933083

>>25933042
I do have more, but it's on my external HDD.

iamglimy Avatar
iamglimy:#25933088

>>25932887

>that nose

aluisio_azevedo Avatar
aluisio_azevedo:#25933098

>>25933083
pretty please?

malgordon Avatar
malgordon:#25933099

>>25932983
>She has no nude pictures because, she's not a whore.

Oh dear

ayalacw Avatar
ayalacw:#25933123

>>25933099
that tongue was built to satisfy the passion of the Latin kiss

yigitpinarbasi Avatar
yigitpinarbasi:#25933134

>>25933098
I'll think about it.

seanwashington Avatar
seanwashington:#25933140

Ypure a disgistung piece of pathetic trash, OP.

hota_v Avatar
hota_v:#25933175

>>25933002
All I could find of her are a modest number of pictures and videos, nothing to support the theory that she's been posting her photos for a long time. Moreover, she stopped doing that quite a while ago, as far as I could tell. Yes, this fits my definition of 'once in her life'
>You're the one after looks
You're materialistic because you eagerly reduce a person to a two-word definition and baselessly accuse me of only being after her looks. You know, we tend to use ourselves as a yardstick when judging other people, so what do your judgements tell about you?

>>25933042
>>25933049
Sod off you wankers, don't ruin the purity of my thread with your dirty presence. Go wank off to Kim Kardashian or whatever oversexed monster you fancy

xspirits Avatar
xspirits:#25933188

They're fucking and you arent
Oh noes :ссс

abotap Avatar
abotap:#25933214

>>25933099
Very nice erotic pictures, now can I see any pictures of her?

>>25933140
Crude plebeian

bassamology Avatar
bassamology:#25933222

>>25933175
Has the evidence in this thread not been enough?

Anyway, I'm off, enjoy your obsession. Think what you will of me, I only tried to help, but you're impossible to help.

velagapati Avatar
velagapati:#25933232

ugly

samscouto Avatar
samscouto:#25933240

>>25933188
I'm not sure why she's willing to touch this upright walking tapeworm, but I guess that's what you have to settle for when you live in Russia. Not to worry though, I'll rescue her pretty soon and bring her to the safety of Britain

pehamondello Avatar
pehamondello:#25933244

>>25928501
That's tili-tili
Regards, tralivalifrogs

Bernd Avatar
Bernd:#25933246

>>25933214
Mejt, compare that wall with pics on it, its the same
Also thats the only real pic of her pussy on the interwebs, save it

aleclarsoniv Avatar
aleclarsoniv:#25933247

Thanks britbernd, you made me feel better about myself

subburam Avatar
subburam:#25933283

>>25933222
How much more obvious can I make the fact that I don't need your help? Wait, I actually do. I could use some help finding her and getting in touch with her. If you can help me with that, please be my guest; otherwise, your help may find more demand where the sun doesn't shine

>>25933246
I only see a most superficial resemblance.

craigelimeliah Avatar
craigelimeliah:#25933292

Naughty girl^^

joemdesign Avatar
joemdesign:#25933312

>>25933292
>headless_horseman_sex.jpg

silv3rgvn Avatar
silv3rgvn:#25933391

>>25933312
Saxony strikes again?

bagawarman Avatar
bagawarman:#25933463

It's a troll, fellows, no human being can be THAT retarded.

davidcazalis Avatar
davidcazalis:#25933464

>>25933246
What about this video? >>25929107

langate Avatar
langate:#25933484

PENIS.

sava2500 Avatar
sava2500:#25933502

>>25933464
No such vids exist

Here little polina is having fun, oh noes she is tipsy!
https://vk.com/video30623792_166917983

aluisio_azevedo Avatar
aluisio_azevedo:#25933506

I see on internets your photo

RussellBishop Avatar
RussellBishop:#25933534

>>25933502
Well, thanks anyway.

abdots Avatar
abdots:#25933541

>>25933502
Am I correct in my assumption that you know her?

smenov Avatar
smenov:#25933543

Let's help Op with contacting with Polina and becoming happily ever after if it's really what he wants :3c

irsouza Avatar
irsouza:#25933554

>>25933543
YES DEAR HUSSAR FRIEND, LET'S DO IT
/INT/ PURE LOVE, DON'T FORGET

jacobbennett Avatar
jacobbennett:#25933627

>>25933543
Why is nobody getting enthusiastic about this lad's proposal? That's not very gentlemanly. You're supposed to help thy neighbour

Shriiiiimp Avatar
Shriiiiimp:#25933642

>>25933541
Maaabe

vicivadeline Avatar
vicivadeline:#25933665

>>25933642
Stop posting this random hooker and help me get in touch with Lina already

remiallegre Avatar
remiallegre:#25933708

>>25933665
you're a fucking creep, who would do that?

mizhgan Avatar
mizhgan:#25933776

>>25933665
>>25933665
Top kek, how can you ignore the pics on the wall?>>25933188

Anyway, her name is polina, not lina
And she doesnt speak english

buddhasource Avatar
buddhasource:#25933792

>>25933708
You don't seem to understand what that word means. I have most serious intentions and I simply want a chance to confess my feelings to her. If she rejects me, then so be it

haydn_woods Avatar
haydn_woods:#25933797

She looks like shit.

kek

sawalazar Avatar
sawalazar:#25933816

>>25933776
>pics on the wall
Uhm, I don't see any pics on her wall
>And she doesnt speak english
Does she speak foreign languages at all? English is not my only language.
In the worst case scenario, I'm hope I can rely on your, Bernd, to relay my message while I'm trying to get a grasp of Russian

sgaurav_baghel Avatar
sgaurav_baghel:#25933844

>>25933838

I'm German.

So yes.

axel_gillino Avatar
axel_gillino:#25933872

>>25933816
>I'm hope I can rely on your
Shit that's already Russian tier grammar so I guess I'm making progress
Seriously though, I'm half asleep, so if anybody's willing to help me to get in touch with Lina, please do it now

soyeljuaco Avatar
soyeljuaco:#25933931

One last desperate bump and then I go to bed

joshuapekera Avatar
joshuapekera:#25933960

>>25933931
Google полина майер

saulihirvi Avatar
saulihirvi:#25934007

>>25933960
Okay, I found her VK account. What now? I don't speak Russian.

jajodia_saket Avatar
jajodia_saket:#25936290

bump

dhooyenga Avatar
dhooyenga:#25940583

>>25933247
My pleasure

kurafire Avatar
kurafire:#25940623

>>25934007
send some pics with your penis

betraydan Avatar
betraydan:#25940627

>>25940608
I have this picture already, thanks nonetheless

xspirits Avatar
xspirits:#25940639

>>25927855
You have a sence of language. Nice one.

cat_audi Avatar
cat_audi:#25940651

>>25940623
Artist's rendition XDDD

grafxiq Avatar
grafxiq:#25940668

>>25940639
It's just my love that gave me inspiration

im_jsmith Avatar
im_jsmith:#25940683

I heard from the guy that fugged her that she's pretty loose and has some STDs

oskamaya Avatar
oskamaya:#25940714

>>25940683
Funny, your dad told me the same when we were discussing your mum

n1ght_coder Avatar
n1ght_coder:#25940745

>>25940714
It's not nice to lie on the internet and insult others.

I gave you an honest statement and you throw out insults instead of thanking me.

kreativosweb Avatar
kreativosweb:#25940768

>>25940745
How do you know I never talked to your dad?

iamgarth Avatar
iamgarth:#25940801

Last week or so there were a bunch of slutty girls sitting in front of me in the lecture hall , they kept talking about how they were making fun of some guy on Tinder who sent them poetry. They also mentioned how they were only on dating sites for attention and ridiculing betas.

tusharvikky Avatar
tusharvikky:#25940894

>my memetical mask when this threda is still alive

bump

ma_tiax Avatar
ma_tiax:#25940954

>>25940801
I'm not beta enough to fall for this crap. I'll just tonyabbott her over her real feelings for me in case we ever get a chance to talk. If I see she's not serious, well, I won't waste one more second

>>25940857
10/10 breddy gud

mrxloka Avatar
mrxloka:#25940959

>>25940942
>I'm not beta enough to fall for this crap

this threda proves otheriwse

ionuss Avatar
ionuss:#25941244

>>25940959
This whole thread I'm asking people to help me actually get in touch with her; a beta would just fap to her pictures and whine incessantly that she will never be his. I'm trying to act, it's not my fault that my capabilities are so limited!

syntetyc Avatar
syntetyc:#25942012

>>25940894
>>25936290
>that feel when people bump this thread

bassamology Avatar
bassamology:#25944314

I say there's a lack of Polina threads on the front page

markgamzy Avatar
markgamzy:#25949696

bjump

urbanjahvier Avatar
urbanjahvier:#25949877

Can we end this attention whoring

betraydan Avatar
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If theres no nudes from this cunt she needs to die