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/int/ 27829118: "The Force Awakens"? More like The Empire St...

otozk Avatar
otozk:#27829118

"The Force Awakens"?
More like The Empire Strikes Black

syswarren Avatar
syswarren:#27829143

Copenhagen?

More like Arab Haven

coreyhaggard Avatar
coreyhaggard:#27829151

I'm not getting your joge sir.
t.Star Wars ultrafan.

leelkennedy Avatar
leelkennedy:#27829271

I'm okay with the black protagonist.
If he gets white gf, I'll be butthurt.
Such cases.

chris_frees Avatar
chris_frees:#27829280

>>27829271
I don't get why he isn't wearing his helmet. I don't want to see stormtroopers without helmets, I hate it. It's fucked up.
Don't care what color he is.
I bet he's the new Han/Lando though, and not actually a stormtrooper.

stuartlcrawford Avatar
stuartlcrawford:#27829298

>>27829271
Why?

cmzhang Avatar
cmzhang:#27829332

Your joke would have worked 35 years ago too. There was a black guy in the Empire Strikes Back who gets struck by the Empire.

>>27829271
He also tries to chat up Princess Leia.

arnel_lenteria Avatar
arnel_lenteria:#27829343

>>27829332
My father made the joke before me when he saw the first films and I inherited it from him.

smaczny Avatar
smaczny:#27829593

>>27829280
I guess he turns away from the Empire remnants.
>>27829298
Muh shitty white demographics, muh media glorification and fetishism over white grill+black guy relationships.
You know, typical KC ti*r reasons, m8.
I just hope this movie doesn't suck fifty wieners. After the painful debacle that was the prequels, it would be hard to stoop any lower.

anaami Avatar
anaami:#27829984

>>27829332
>Lando hits on Leia
I experienced zero butthurt over this.
I'm just asspained about the "lol black stallions>beta white boys where the white women at" meme. It's really denigrating to both our communities and I'm butthurt about it. When Lando was hitting on Leia, it was just banter between two alphabros over a bitch.
t. hopefully not a "redpill" faggot

ripplemdk Avatar
ripplemdk:#27830083

>>27829593
> I guess he turns away from the Empire remnants.
Even worse than SW Rebels then.

terpimost Avatar
terpimost:#27830139

>>27830083
Haven't seen it.
How shit was it?

itsracine Avatar
itsracine:#27830171

I don't give a fuck.

There was Lando in the Original and Mace in the Prequels.

In fact, the prequels would almost have been certainly more interesting had we actually made Mace the MC and shown him actually negotiating rather having us told he negotiates.

That and editing the story.

So some Outer Rim Planets want more autonomy and their give their sovereignty and management of the War Effort to banks and corporations?

robergd Avatar
robergd:#27830308

>>27830171
>In fact, the prequels would almost have been certainly more interesting had we actually made Mace the MC and shown him actually negotiating rather having us told he negotiates.
Blame Lucas for having the writing skills of a seventh grader.
Also, Morgan Freeman should have played Mace Windu. Also, now I'm depressed because I'm thinkng about how amazing the prequels could have been, and how shit they turned out.

curiousonaut Avatar
curiousonaut:#27830794

http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/
Daily reminder that Plinkett was right.

johnriordan Avatar
johnriordan:#27831031

http://youtu.be/yBEdgPFoBjY
Ayy lmao