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/int/ 30487574: Polyglots

atariboy Avatar
atariboy:#30487574

>Open Jewtube
>"Polyglot speaking over 9000 languages HOLY SHIT"
>Take a look maybe he's really good at it
>Switch to Russia
>Guy doesn't make sense and sounds like a retard.

Everytime. No motherfuckers it's not 20 century and this is not a newspaper. You can't lie to us anymore, there are no Polyglots. You either speak 2-3 languages very well of you're a retard wasting your time on learning too much at the same time. Fucking retarded humans.

hota_v Avatar
hota_v:#30487584

Who are you quoting?

abdots Avatar
abdots:#30487589

why are you always so sad russia? why can't you make a happy thread at least once a week?

jpotts18 Avatar
jpotts18:#30487601

cyka blyad

herrhaase Avatar
herrhaase:#30487608

>>30487584
>Who are you quoting?
I'm quoting your mother.

thinkleft Avatar
thinkleft:#30487621

just like you been born 2 days ago

nasirwd Avatar
nasirwd:#30487624

Gibe link.

And I saw a dude speaking in different languages with random people before, he spoke pretty well in bolish.

keyuri85 Avatar
keyuri85:#30487635

I used to be really impressed by this girl I knew who claimed to speak six languages, then I learnt some French and realised that she was terrible. She basically achieved tourist level proficiency and then considered that being able to speak the language, when she didn't even understand grammar and her vocab was like 100 words. Fucking Americans, man...

funwatercat Avatar
funwatercat:#30487662

What I love is that christfag shit where a dude falls to the floor and starts babbling incoherently

Now the mental amoebas that surround him start going "Holy shit did you hear that? Totally french" and some other asshole goes "Oh shiiiit thats german man he's speaking in tongues" because they never even heard a fucking word in either language and the poor bastard is just babbling like a baby

sava2500 Avatar
sava2500:#30487667

>>30487574
If you are too sdupid to learn more than 3 languages, that's your problem.

Bernd Avatar
Bernd:#30487670

>I really speak 20 languages, I didn't just memorise these speeches and then record them

macxim Avatar
macxim:#30487692

Happens with hungarian as well.

albertodebo Avatar
albertodebo:#30487716

>Ik spreken deuts :DD
>main opa ist von deutsland :DDDD

chatyrko Avatar
chatyrko:#30487732

Languages are strange things to people. Anyone who knows GCSE level anything will claim to be able to speak it. Once you dig a bit deeper though, they don't usually know much at all unless they're proper language autist, but even then it's debatable if it's a good idea to spend your time doing that.

Really, what's the point of learning so many languages that you're never going to have a use for? It makes you look like a bit of a knob since the only reason is to try to impress people, which people see in you.

t. used to spend a lot of time learning random shit

adewaleolaore Avatar
adewaleolaore:#30487759

>>30487662
haha what? tongues isn't supposed to be any (human) language

andrewgurylev Avatar
andrewgurylev:#30487771

I don't know how it's for other people but I always get Aids when someone tries to speak german and it's really awful, brits and murricans are probably used to this and don't really care anymore since every retard and his mom speaks english nowadays.

subburam Avatar
subburam:#30487814

>>30487732
Well, I decided to learn French primarily so that I could read writers like Flaubert, Proust and Maupassant how they are supposed to be read. And for the gfs.

But I consider it one of the few things I do that isn't a waste of time. It is stimulating and rewarding in itself, even without the social advantages taken into account.

jqueryalmeida Avatar
jqueryalmeida:#30487826

>>30487635
Tourist level is actually very good compared to the youtube polyniggers.

cmzhang Avatar
cmzhang:#30487834

>>30487771
That feel when got russian lady at work(Olga) who learnt swedish as an adult and it sounds so ebin when she swears in swedish she does it a lot. I wish I could sound as manly as her when I swear.

emilioiantorno Avatar
emilioiantorno:#30487842

>>30487771
Yeah, I hate nothing more than people trying to speak German. You either can do it, or you can't. If you can't, keep your ugliness to yourself and speak English, so I can pretend to not understand you.

syswarren Avatar
syswarren:#30487860

>>30487771
Broken English is the most spoken language in the world.