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/int/ 31565855: So, how's the quest for gf going?...

nelshd Avatar
nelshd:#31565855

So, how's the quest for gf going?

vocino Avatar
vocino:#31565895

It's dont

ionuss Avatar
ionuss:#31565907

A single mother looked at me outside a shop while she was smoking.
I couldn't tell if she wanted some dirty action or if she was disgusted.

suprb Avatar
suprb:#31565913

Not good. Meanwhile to my internet bernd friends recently both got gfs.

timgthomas Avatar
timgthomas:#31565936

Tried online dating and suceeded.
Talked to her a bit, then she demanded a meeting.
I met her in a restaurant, she seemed to be into me.
I ran away when she went to the bathroom and threw away my sim card.
Clearly something is wrong with me.

rdbannon Avatar
rdbannon:#31565963

Awful. I can only think of my exgf.

subburam Avatar
subburam:#31565977

>>31565936
how can you even live with yourself after that?
have you no shame?

juaumlol Avatar
juaumlol:#31566018

Going ok, I went on a date with a huehuehue from Sao Paulo. She was cute, liked socialism and bagels. I think I talked too much about how Portugal used to rule, muh heritage, and how I'd like to retire to Lisbon. My only saving grace is I didn't bring up BRs on the internet. She hasn't texted me much so I'm thinking she's cold on me, though I had a great time.

marcusgorillius Avatar
marcusgorillius:#31566020

>>31565977
>how can you even live with yourself after that?
It was yesterday.
I couldn't handle it. She looked cute on her pictures, but she was a real stunner IRL.
I met her at the bar in the restaurant, I couldn't speak anymore when I saw her.
So we sat down and started talking, after calming down a bit it went pretty well.
So suddenly she starts complimenting me, how handsome I am, if I lift because I look so fit.
I've never had that, I just lost a shitton of weight, and I've never hears somebody say something like that to me when it wasn't supposed to be a joke.

posterjob Avatar
posterjob:#31566026

good. it just made a warm meal. for the second time today. mild suspections shes trying to get me fat and less desirable for competition

will give her a speciality of the batch-slapping variety (once im just the right amount of intoxicated) in return later anyways.


t. haver of gf since 2 years longer than the average marriage lasts

alexcican Avatar
alexcican:#31566029

Oh fuck off with your fucking pussy licking. Gf this, gf that.

Bernd Avatar
Bernd:#31566051

>>31566026
women who actually know how to cook are good wife material, marry her already and settle down

ayalacw Avatar
ayalacw:#31566103

>>31566020
you should have felt good
ok, taking compliments is not always easy, but don't you have any self-restraint and decency of a human being not to run when you're actually doing well?
it was extremely wrong my mon

marciotoledo Avatar
marciotoledo:#31566149

>>31566020
What the fuck.
She's going to feel fucking dejected now and be out for your blood xD