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dpg Avatar
dpg:#35602666

How to find affordable housing in Amsterdam?

I could buy a houseboat for €30.000,-. But you need to pay the municapility of Amsterdam €150.000,- for a place in the water.

romanbulah Avatar
romanbulah:#35602695

Houseboats are a fucking retarded concept. Why not just park your trailer home on the sidewalk?

ryanmclaughlin Avatar
ryanmclaughlin:#35602708

>>35602695

Have you ever been in the Netherlands?
No space, dude. No space.

michigangraham Avatar
michigangraham:#35602733

>>35602708
I could live in a submarine, then nobody will notice me.

vaughanmoffitt Avatar
vaughanmoffitt:#35602747

> affordable housing in Amsterdam
it's don't

greenbes Avatar
greenbes:#35602763

>>35602733

Dunno if it will work out like this, friend ._. ..
Why Amsterdam? How much money you have at hand a month?

alv Avatar
alv:#35602784

>>35602708
Yes, blocking the canals with boats seemed retarded, ugly and impractical.

justinrhee Avatar
justinrhee:#35602793

>>35602747
My babyboomer boss was complaining to me that travel expenses he had to pay for me are so expensive and he said I should hurry with finding apartment in Amsterdam.

These baby boomers live in an other world.

teylorfeliz Avatar
teylorfeliz:#35602830

>>35602793

Sorry to hear.
I cant help you either, unfortunately :<.

jffgrdnr Avatar
jffgrdnr:#35602842

https://my.matterport.com/show/?m=hnPYLVasNM3


Only €1700/month

armcivor Avatar
armcivor:#35602875

> a houseboat for €30.000,-.
> pay the municapility of Amsterdam €150.000,- for a place in the water.

joshuapekera Avatar
joshuapekera:#35602921

Why don't you become a houseboat pirate?

kriegs Avatar
kriegs:#35602922

it will get cheaper when the netherlands finally return to the maws of the ocean where they probably came from and also belong

jasontdsn Avatar
jasontdsn:#35602944

It seems like everywhere you look in the west today, there is a housing shortage leading to inflatged prices and costs.

For what reason?

armcivor Avatar
armcivor:#35602955

>>35602875
I don't think you fully understand the concept of on the Netherlands.

anhskohbo Avatar
anhskohbo:#35602963

>>35602944

It's just the big city. Everyone wants to move into the urban centers.

joki4 Avatar
joki4:#35602969

>buy boat
>live outside the city or as near to it as possible without paying for the water tax
>?????????????????????

agromov Avatar
agromov:#35602977

Amsterdam west or Billmer. The rest is too expensive.

mshwery Avatar
mshwery:#35602988

>It seems like everywhere you look in the west today, there is a housing shortage leading to inflatged prices and costs.

Also, lots of people are getting imported.

=> the housing lobby is behind the migration crisis.

timgthomas Avatar
timgthomas:#35603016

Why would anyone want to live in Amsterdam? It's dirty as fuck, full of shitskins and fucking tourists. You have the whole Holland, but no, you want to live in shit. There are a lot of cozy little cities like Zaandam.

iamgarth Avatar
iamgarth:#35603021

>>35602977
Bijlmer is expensive as well. Only reason niggers are able to live there is because of social housing.

ayalacw Avatar
ayalacw:#35603043

>>35603016
Wormer/Zaandam/Almere is all fine too. I just don't want to have a 2 hour commute anymore.

macxim Avatar
macxim:#35603166

Here is map of appartments under 150.000. You can refine search if you want.
http://www.funda.nl/koop/kaart/#/amsterdam/+15km/0-150000/appartement/

It's a hobby of mine to look at the pictures the owners make of their houses. Some look tacky as fuck.

eloisem Avatar
eloisem:#35603181

>>35603166
http://www.funda.nl/koop/amsterdam/appartement-49800861-tidorestraat-98/

€150.000 for 34m²

what
the
fuck

bruno_mart Avatar
bruno_mart:#35603191

>living in Amsterdam

Why?

thomweerd Avatar
thomweerd:#35603200

>>35603191

It's where the dam is put in the amster. Why else?

trickyolddog Avatar
trickyolddog:#35603273

>>35603181
Looks roomy to me
t. living in Amsterdam

You can refine search for more m² and rooms if you have any minimum requirements.

Bernd Avatar
Bernd:#35603308

>>35603273
I can spend max €850/month.

I also went to see apartment in Utrecht, but also ridicilously expensive.

donjain Avatar
donjain:#35603323

What's the cheapest area in Amsterdam?

Also what about outlying towns such as Haarlem?

yigitpinarbasi Avatar
yigitpinarbasi:#35603328

>>35603308
>I also went to see apartment in Utrecht, but also ridicilously expensive.

Guess you got 'recht :D

kosmar Avatar
kosmar:#35603333

>>35603323
Haarlem is very expensive too.

Almere seems to be an option. But not a lot of offers.

sunshinedgirl Avatar
sunshinedgirl:#35603360

I think for 180000€ you can buy rusty old china frighter. Just drive it in the harbor and stay there. What on earth could they do about it?

thehacker Avatar
thehacker:#35603374

>>35603360
Fucking hell Germany, you are a genius. And I can rent out all the space I have on this boat with airbnb.

Fuck the government.

erikdkennedy Avatar
erikdkennedy:#35603394

>>35603360
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tugboat

slaterjohn Avatar
slaterjohn:#35603395

>>35603308
Perhaps Venserpolder is the place to go.
http://www.funda.nl/koop/amsterdam/appartement-49889772-dalsteindreef-312/
This appartment for example is tiny, but it at least has a seperate living room, bedroom, kitchen etc and it costs 87.500.
Monthly mortgage costs aren't high: http://www.funda.nl/hypotheek/maandlasten/de-hypotheker/?id=49889772

xarax Avatar
xarax:#35603411

>>35603328
the fire

aluisio_azevedo Avatar
aluisio_azevedo:#35603436

>>35603360

Even better, just run it on ground at full steam.

lisovsky Avatar
lisovsky:#35603446

Hilversum could be an idea, too.
A friend of mine just moved there and she likes it quite a lot.
Seems affordable, too.

polarity Avatar
polarity:#35603462

Please dutchies tell me why this isn't a viable solution >>35602969

juaumlol Avatar
juaumlol:#35603474

Are there mobile home parks in Amsterdam area ?

marcusgorillius Avatar
marcusgorillius:#35603493

>>35603436
imagine the terror if you live in small cozy house like in ops pic and some batshit insane ship is comming for you, like in your pic.

vj_demien Avatar
vj_demien:#35603496

>>35603462
If you aren't in one municipality, you are in another one. They all require you to register and buy a permit for having your living boat at one or another location, if they even allow you to live there.
There is no getting around bureaucracy.

okcoker Avatar
okcoker:#35603506

>>35602666
Russian reversal: you could get a piece of Moscow River for mere 1 rouble/m2/year !!!

Many ugly "resturants" used to park their boats and used to pay this fucking little of money throughout whole 90's and 00's, suka, should've learned that back in 2007 and "buy" piece of river for personal something.

Even my parents never searched for that, reality is insane.

marciotoledo Avatar
marciotoledo:#35603508

>>35603395
Not bad, but buying seems such a risk.

aluisio_azevedo Avatar
aluisio_azevedo:#35603510

>>35603474
>mobile home parks

That's an American thing.

keyuri85 Avatar
keyuri85:#35603513

>>35603496
Then suspend your boat in the air. What are they gonna do? Tax air space?

guischmitt Avatar
guischmitt:#35603554

>>35603513
Cadastral maps here don't take into account altitude. You'd still be breaching the zoning plan, levitating or not.

kiwiupover Avatar
kiwiupover:#35603588

Buy your boat, put it i to the water and refuse to pay or the "place". What are they gonna do? Sink your boat?

Taxation is theft.

otozk Avatar
otozk:#35603608

>>35603554
Then bury it.