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guischmitt Avatar
guischmitt:#39427614

Many people in Israel have an additional passport in case shit will hit the fan. Since my father was born in Venezuela the only extra citizenship I can acquire is Venezeulan. The only problem is that Venezuela is basically a non-country shithole.

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nateschulte Avatar
nateschulte:#39427627

beaner
beaner
wetback
wetback

danro Avatar
danro:#39427640

Good for you, OP.

keyuri85 Avatar
keyuri85:#39427649

He had to be from some other place ancestrally. Regardless, with Venezuelan passport you can live just about anywhere in South America. Ask your dad to teach you Spanish and you're good to go.

markmushiva Avatar
markmushiva:#39427657

i have no other passport
i sink with this ship

antonkudin Avatar
antonkudin:#39427666

Just marry a girl from a poor EU country like Poland

timgthomas Avatar
timgthomas:#39427678

Get Venezuelan citizenship because this will give you fast track naturalisation in Spain.

keremk Avatar
keremk:#39427683

Sink with the ship, scum

oanacr Avatar
oanacr:#39427697

israel already sounds like a shithole bro

garand Avatar
garand:#39427707

You can fuck Venezuelan girls, both (female) and (male), for pennies tho.

antonyryndya Avatar
antonyryndya:#39427725

Jewgolds can probably go a long way in Venezuela.

yigitpinarbasi Avatar
yigitpinarbasi:#39427727

I likr venezuela

m_kalibry Avatar
m_kalibry:#39427738

you can marry my sister

I wish I had a Jewish brother-in-law

gojeanyn Avatar
gojeanyn:#39427746

>>39427697
I was told that in Caracas you should not stop at a red light because then people would come from the sides of the road and rob you.

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doooon Avatar
doooon:#39427747

reminder that Venezuela and Cuba are the most developed countries of Latin America.

BrianPurkiss Avatar
BrianPurkiss:#39427786

We are basically the same OP, but opposites. When I read americans criticizing life in Israel I can only think how much of a shithole Brazil is for Israel to look so good to me.
Also, you shouldn't underestimate countries like Venezuela and Ecuador, you can earn a lot with a foreign qualification and the price of living there is overall very low.

otozk Avatar
otozk:#39427804

>>39427746
The same thing happens in Rio too.

cmzhang Avatar
cmzhang:#39427814

Don't you also have the right to romenian passport?

That feel when my grandfather was belgian yet I have no right to belgian citizenship because I need to be living there for 12 years.

stushona Avatar
stushona:#39427819

typical jews
run away like rats from sinking ship

clementc Avatar
clementc:#39427822

>>39427786
Ecuador was cheap before USD (Ecuador currency) strengthening. Now is fairly expensive.

Venezuela is cheap if you have USD but that would make you target of instant kidnap/murder.

iamfelipesouza Avatar
iamfelipesouza:#39427853

I know of a brazilian guy who went to Israel, he studied some technical degree robotics in Tel Aviv and started working there. But then he read and heard that Brazil that was growing and becoming great, came back here and ended unemployed and poor. Now he works as a uber driver only to afford the trip back to Israel.

jamesmbickerton Avatar
jamesmbickerton:#39427872

move to benezuela
move to brazil because of mercosul
problems weren't afterall

samscouto Avatar
samscouto:#39427873

Go to Venezuela and sell onions and toilet paper on the black market and get rich.

Chakintosh Avatar
Chakintosh:#39427892

>Venezuela
>Benezuela
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP ITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

ggavrilo Avatar
ggavrilo:#39427900

>>39427746
This is also common here at night.

mshwery Avatar
mshwery:#39427918

>>39427900
Also, once I asked "excuse me, what time is it?" to a woman in the street and she left running thinking I was a thief. (And I'm "white" with bright eyes)

keyuri85 Avatar
keyuri85:#39427931

>>39427873
What is actually going on there right now?

Its crisis was on the news quite some time ago and then nobody cared anymore because Trump happened.

moynihan Avatar
moynihan:#39427936

>>39427900
Can't you lock your car's doors?

davidsasda Avatar
davidsasda:#39427942

>>39427614
>Not have an additional Leaf or NZ passport.

areus Avatar
areus:#39427943

>>39427931
they just kept on being cucks of Modoro/PSUV.

alta1r Avatar
alta1r:#39427946

>>39427936
they're monkeys, they can break the window, unlock the door, open it and hijack your car before you can even think about what happened

rahmeen Avatar
rahmeen:#39427952

>>39427936
You don't think people break windows or carry firearms?

cboller1 Avatar
cboller1:#39427953

>>39427936
Car doors dont stop bullets.

ionuss Avatar
ionuss:#39427979

>>39427936
They can break your windows with an iron beam, I think.

terpimost Avatar
terpimost:#39428068

Cubebernd, how long do you think your state will hold out?

Are people considering the fact it might stop to exist some time in the future again since basically it's foundation is the help of the US?

husamyousf Avatar
husamyousf:#39428106

>>39428068
No one knows.
I remember that once I had a conversation with my (ex-)gf in the year 2013 and we discussed about this topic, "how long Israel will last". She said in 5 years the country would be finished, and I said 10 years, iirc.
But I think that back then the times seemed darker for Israel, I do believe that now it seems better, or maybe I am just optimistic.

All in all, my boss, who is about 50 years old, told me "When I was younger it was common to think that the Arabs will defeat us and take us all in captivity. Back then it was a real actual fear. Today no one thinks it seriously, unless he is being cynical."