Today I bought a Zippo lighter even though I don't smoke.
Thank you, Joao.
Thank you, Jan.
Will you learn Zippo tricks now?
Probably not. I'll keep it in my pocket.
I see. You want to offer fire to smoking grills.
Oh, a hot girl is about to light her cigarette, but I'm faster.
M'lady, may I offer you the burning fire of love?
No. Nobody smokes here.
Reason behind me buying the lighter: I found one a week ago but it was broken so I decided to buy one.
I think I'll keep it in the box actually.
Never liked zippo lighters. Too big, i can't throw it inside the package of ciggartes and the smell of benzene tends to stick into your clothes.
Practicality doesn't matter to me since I won't use it.
I did that year ago. But I didn't buy the lighter fluid, so I just open and close it without ever actually lighting it.
Also my package was openned by the Brits because they thought I was a terrorist. They just sent it with an apology letter. Fucking cunts.
Congrats, every pyromaniac did that , when they were 15
I don't take part in this degeneracy spread by american GIs
Why not buy a true Aryan lighter then?
Zippos make commies tremble.
Actual smokers only use this.