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seanwashington Avatar
seanwashington:#41818356

I am on a mission. I need to marry my waifu Jessica Clements. She is a model living in New York City,´pic 1-3. She is engaged to a male model Chad, pic 4. I need to steal her from him.

My current stats:
>30 years old.
>friendless virgin.
>half Thai manlet.
>Never had a job.
>Live on social security.

How do I complete this mission?

mat_stevens Avatar
mat_stevens:#41818365

Of course I need to improve myself, how?

_vojto Avatar
_vojto:#41818369

As I said, she is engaged, so I do not have much time.

joshuapekera Avatar
joshuapekera:#41818371

>>41818365
How much can you transcend existence and become better than all beings?

buleswapnil Avatar
buleswapnil:#41818376

Muh waifu...

creartinc Avatar
creartinc:#41818378

>>half Thai manlet.
you have to go back

areus Avatar
areus:#41818381

>>41818371

Well, I don't know. How?

commoncentssss Avatar
commoncentssss:#41818388

>>41818378

Go back where? I do not speak Thai or know the culture. Besides, I hate Thailand. It reminds me of my whore mother.

damenleeturks Avatar
damenleeturks:#41818406

>>41818381
>How?
Only you can find out. The path is surely made of physical, intellectual and spiritual stuff. You'll also need magic TBH.

jonesdigidesign Avatar
jonesdigidesign:#41818416

Can I fuck your whore mother?

alagoon Avatar
alagoon:#41818425

#1
stop making threads about women

herrhaase Avatar
herrhaase:#41818427

You need money, lots and lots and lots of money.

send bitcoin to this address and i will tell you how: 16XdcAWKNC7f8cLruZXqnUDEfonv4WhPAg

robergd Avatar
robergd:#41818437

I think the most realistic path is kidnapping her. Maybe she has some work in Sweden, being a model and all, where you can capture her and run off into the woods.

As for marriage, you probably can find some drunk priest or something.

emileboudeling Avatar
emileboudeling:#41818463

>Go back where?
To Asia
Say you're half Swedish or whatever, see the girls jumping at your cock.
People say that race mixing isn't an issue but the reality is that too big of a race difference is a big burden on children.
I advise against racemixing every time because of this.

You could try and find a half-thai gf though

_zm Avatar
_zm:#41818476

what do you see in her? she looks so generic. she's not even a cute asian girl.

Bernd Avatar
Bernd:#41818477

The best way to win a woman's heart is to make her laugh. So show her your penis.

buddhasource Avatar
buddhasource:#41818479

Tell a nigger to teach you black magic and then use for your own purposes

michigangraham Avatar
michigangraham:#41818482

>half Thai manlet.

And the worst attwhore of our time.

zacsnider Avatar
zacsnider:#41818485

OP I just watched a bit of her Youtube channel and she seems like quite the shallow whore. No surprise as a model, yet it's still not very appealing.

craigelimeliah Avatar
craigelimeliah:#41818491

If you kill the infidels you'll get her and 71 other virgins.

Note to ASIO: This post is a work of satire. I don't condone any violent extremism.

aadesh Avatar
aadesh:#41818510

Join the jihad, European Caliphate will provide waifus for everyone.

But if you cant have proper beard, you will be considered as one of those waifus.

jodytaggart Avatar
jodytaggart:#41818512

Op, why not learn a musical instrument, do some technician degree course and live a simple life far away from Malmo or any other chaotic city?
You have so many chances in Sweden... all you can do is overcome your laziness and start do something.

Good luck, lad.

sawalazar Avatar
sawalazar:#41818521

1. Get rich
When you are rich I will tell you what to do next

robergd Avatar
robergd:#41818533

>>41818485
>No surprise as a model

ACTUALLY since good looks correlate with intelligence there are quite a few models who are also smart and down to earth.

sunshinedgirl Avatar
sunshinedgirl:#41818550

>>41818356