I want: burger
But I: have no car to go to mcburgershop
Options: go to chine... oh wait it's also too far away only fucking kebab is close fuck turks and their shitty shit kebab
Final soultion: nuke kebab
Then you will starve. Not a very good plan.
take trolleybus to burgerstore, problems werent
In Bulgaria people will often call taxi companies and say "hey I want <McDolan's order> delivered to <this address>" and dispatcher will send cabbie to place your order and deliver your food to the doorstep of your commieblock.
Maybe Poland has sam'ES?
Nah, złotówy are too proud for that
>hurr I'm not a delivery boy
Just use carsharing, problems weren't
I need a car for going to eat food outside
Order a delivery.
Just buy burgers and make your own. Then you will always have a supply and will never run out. You'll never need to get a kebab again.
Just steal your neighbours bicyle mate and cykle out, broblems werent.
must suck living in small city where nothing is open
I live in suburbs with some terrible scale. Kebab is 2km away from my house. McDonalds is 9km. Proper city starts 15km from my place.
I could take a bus but it's going to take too long. Also too cold.