>mother/sister does not count
i spoke to a girl today for 20 seconds at the store, i was shaking like you wouldn't believe
Yesterday I spoke to my roommates gf. She even gave me food.
Today, I also received a text from one asking how I was after playing with her last night.
couple of years ago, spoke with a school librarian
Two weeks ago. Before that, probably a year discounting shop clerks.
I was sitting alone at an event and two women who may have been organisers told me I could go inside and eat and drink if I wanted. I mumbled, thanks, no problem and they walked away.
My (ex) gf just came to get all her shit out of my house. So about 3 min ago.
People aren’t exactly lining up to date me but hey at least now I have time to myself
About 6 months ago. It was awkward since I have a fucking speech impediment.
Today. She's an old friend, 8/10, 190cm, unironically 189IQ, mother of two, best wife material I ever came across.
i cant remember
Bernd has a female collegue to whom he talks every wörkday
Bernd Alpha now?
probably 5 months ago
Female(male) is counts?
One and a half year ago.
Couple of hours ago. It was a (polish big boobed) co-worker.
She asked my if I can make her a Flammkuchen, but I said the oven is already turned off since a while - so instead I made her a quick sandwich. Received a warm hug and a kiss on my cheek in return.
Some cutie made my shake the other day.
Exchanged flirtatious grins and went home to fap instead of perusing anything farther because I am lazy and pussy is overrated.
Probably my hairdresser. We have the same conversation every time I get my haircut and I have no idea whether she genuinely doesn't remember me or I'm getting the prepackaged chat because I never take an interest in her life. Yes, I should find a male hairdresser but they got me with one of them loyalty stamp things and now I'm too in the routine to bother changing.
An old friend sent a "👋 stranger x" message on facebook on Monday but I haven't seen her in nearly 3 years and she ignored my messages to catch up previously so she can fuck off. She wasn't even a reliable friend when we hung out.
3 days ago I talked to two females about humor.
>women have a different sense of humor
me: women aren't funny
Then I said I was just inciting and that some people do think that.
t. no gf
You mean like a real conversation? 4-5 years ago, I think.
Not counting cashiers I had a conversation with one that I'm sort of familiar with. I also find her a bit interesting so it was a pleasant experience. This was about 2 weeks ago.
I think it was late December.
Spoke to a female yesterday .
Last real conversation with a female was ereyesterday.
If cashiers are also excluded then last May I think
Otherwise 2 days ago
Does psychiatrist count?
Earlier tonight, I've had a crush on her for years. We hadn't spoken for a while and she revealed the news that her boyfriend proposed to her on New Year's Eve. I'd spent New Year's Eve crying alone on my bed contemplating how I ruined my life, but I didn't tell her that.
Do me a favour and never speak to her ever again. It will hurt at first but you will thank me later.
Probably one of the Muscovite Bernadettes.
Weird as it sounds I'm actually happy for her. They're both nice, friendly, ordinary people without Berndproblems. Besides I'll likely be invited to the wedding and I'd never duck out of that. I think I've passed the point of sadness to a generalised calm lull of indifference.
My wife, today.