I keep waking up and discovering that I've sharted in my sleep
I keep waking up only to find out I have hallucinations in the dark.
A most common american feel
>I keep waking up
I have never ever
I just realized sharts is the true reason americans keep plastic on their furniture
I have never seen someone have plastic on furniture.
In my 6-8 years of severe alcoholism, I can tell you that I've never once pissed or shit the bed.
What's your excuse?
What about vom?
We using those for remote controls in 90s.
wash your fucking assholes ameridumbs