Will it happen?
God I hope so, the internet was a mistake
> It's only in Northern Europe, Scotland, and parts of Canada and Russia 500,000 people total live in.
Is it God straffing England?
>Canada, Scotland, and Scandinavia
Of course we won't see the auroras in southern Poland.
Move along people, this is a tabloid article.
>Will it happen?
Most probable option: Absolutely nothing
Best option: SHTF day and collapse of modern civilization
Maybe it will fry some chips in our doomsday devices and they decide to launch prematurely.
They will hit the blast doors on their way out procurring full nuclear disarmament.
Because of that Russia and China will be toothless tigers and USA will invade all.
The sooner Europe dies, the better.
Even if all our nukes just detonate in silos, subs, planes, trains and automobiles, i'm pretty sure world is fucked anyway due to fallout.
Hey look, a talking monkey!
No. They alwyays promise but nothing ever happens.