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aluisio_azevedo Avatar
aluisio_azevedo:#44267692

After my first thread a few days ago, I think I have narrowed down suicide methods to the following three. Each has pros and cons. Help me decide on which is best.

I value:

Quickness
No Pain
No danger to other people
Nothing gory.


1) Low-drop hanging
>Pro: Easy to get materials and most simple
>Pro: Death should come quicker than other methods
>Con: Might be very painful for 5-10 minutes

2) Lit charcoal grill inside
>Pro: Should be completely painless
>Con: Will have to get a charcoal grill
>Con: Will be dangerous to other people
>Con: Chance of discovery while unconcious since it will take a while to die after passing out.

3) Helium mask
>Pro: Should be completely painless
>Pro: Most peaceful method
>Con: Have to order things from the internet without being found out, which will be difficult because I moved home to my parents
>Con: Pure Helium is hard to get apparantly
>Con: Have read multiple accounts of failure
>Con: Chance of discovery while unconcious since it will take a while to die after passing out


What would you choose Bernd? Any alternative methods? No access to guns sadly.

thomweerd Avatar
thomweerd:#44267701

don't do it

marciotoledo Avatar
marciotoledo:#44267703

Why kill yourself?

Bernd Avatar
Bernd:#44267705

>No danger to other people

You're thinking of literally killing yourself, what would you care?

degandhi024 Avatar
degandhi024:#44267721

You have access to tablets/darknet?

atariboy Avatar
atariboy:#44267726

fucked to death by horse

wahidanggara Avatar
wahidanggara:#44267753

i'm pretty sure i'll bu jumping off of a bridge into a river
at least 15m high
pros:
you basically have no chances of survival, even if you survive the impact you'll drown in water
cons: will be hard as fuck to get you out

mbilalsiddique1 Avatar
mbilalsiddique1:#44267755

Hypothermia while drunk.
Jumping off a high place.
Shotgun to the heda.

Don't forget to send a plushie!

vladarbatov Avatar
vladarbatov:#44267770

>suffering on Denmark

amboy00 Avatar
amboy00:#44267788

just cut your wrists and wait to bleed out

zacsnider Avatar
zacsnider:#44267805

>>44267753

>you basically have no chances of survival, even if you survive the impact you'll drown in water

Yeah, there are no bridges nearby to jump from. I'd need to travel 400km's for a suitable one. I also have great fear of heights, so probably couldnt do it anyway.

>>44267755

I actually considered hypothermia while drunk, since some Baltic poster suggested that in the other thread.

I see two problems:
1) I am a lightweight drinker and get nausea and throw up really easily.
2) High chance of discovery in shitty Denmark with no nature left.

michigangraham Avatar
michigangraham:#44267808

Well it has to be done quick so that you dont have a chance to change your mind
So pills, grill and helium mask are out of question

Honestly i would recommend shotgun to the head or taking cyanide

joeymurdah Avatar
joeymurdah:#44267815

>>44267692
Helium mask being completely painless is controversial, some believe it freezes your lungs

krdesigndotit Avatar
krdesigndotit:#44267852

>>44267805
luckily there are at least 3 suitable bridges in kyiv so im fine
still really afraid to do it but in 2018 i'll most likely kill myself

kuldarkalvik Avatar
kuldarkalvik:#44267871

>>44267805
>Yeah, there are no bridges nearby to jump from
>Denmark
>No bridges
Are you le rarded?

aadesh Avatar
aadesh:#44267888

>I suffer on the Dennmark
what did he mean by this?

craighenneberry Avatar
craighenneberry:#44267896

>>44267852
why u kill self?

mr_arcadio Avatar
mr_arcadio:#44267903

>>44267788

IQ89-tier method. Has super low success ratio.

>>44267852

No access to shotgun or cyanide pills.

>>44267871

Did you not read? I said the nearest is 400km away. I'm not an island nigger. Besides, there is no way you can walk out on Great Belt or Øresund Bridge, even if I was close.

gmourier Avatar
gmourier:#44267904

My method:

Chill out and just drink alcohol in the evening, sometimes binge for days, sometimes sober up, and just live without worries untill I die.

aadesh Avatar
aadesh:#44267912

>>44267703
I think I found the broblem of danebro:

>>44267692
>because I moved home to my parents

n_tassone Avatar
n_tassone:#44267913

>>44267896
failure in life

p_kosov Avatar
p_kosov:#44267914

don't do it

hota_v Avatar
hota_v:#44267916

I am going to kill myself because I never had a gf. This will be the one and only reason for my death.

buleswapnil Avatar
buleswapnil:#44267919

>>44267805
You can use any substance that knocks you out or renders you immobile.
So, about that plushe. Are you interested?

VinThomas Avatar
VinThomas:#44267924

You seem to have decided already that you don't actually want to kill yourself from all the disadvantages of suicide methods, some nonsensical, really, that you are so desperately trying to bring up when considering all the suicide methods.
And that's kind of fine, actually.

andrewofficer Avatar
andrewofficer:#44267928

>>44267912

>because I moved home to my parents

Thats certainly part of the reason. I dont want to reveal anymore because there are only a few Danish posters and I dont want to risk my anonymity.

Lets just say that the fundamental reason for not wanting to live anymore is the same as this: >>44267913

sava2500 Avatar
sava2500:#44267929

>le dannish tranny posting

joeymurdah Avatar
joeymurdah:#44267942

Op,just come to Brazil. You be killed as soon you leave the airport if you go to Rio de Janeiro.

tmstrada Avatar
tmstrada:#44267948

>>44267929

Wat.

I'm a dude 100%. A failure of a man, but still a man. I don't think there are any Danish trannies.

xravil Avatar
xravil:#44267949

>>44267903
You could acquire cyanide from gold mine sludge ponds.

iamglimy Avatar
iamglimy:#44267958

Even when you kys you are a sissy, OP.

wtrsld Avatar
wtrsld:#44267965

Another quick method is suicide by train. But that just messes with people, especially train drivers.

xarax Avatar
xarax:#44267969

>>44267924
>>44267958

Honestly, I'm just scared of failure. I think its normal.

mj_berthelsen Avatar
mj_berthelsen:#44267970

But I wanted to be your gf

jajodia_saket Avatar
jajodia_saket:#44267973

Pain free except maybe nausea(medicine for that antiemetics)
Toxic salts like cyanide, azide, nitrite.
Inert gas asphyxiation, carbon monoxide(grill or generator in a small space, even a waterproof tent), helium, argon, nitrogen.

There's also Hydrogen Sulfide(works the same as monoxide(painfree, you just fall asleep)) but this is incredibly toxic and if you don't leave warnings to anyone who might find you it's very possible that they will die.


Personally I'll go with carbon monoxide or hydrogen sulfide or hanging(unconscious in 15-20 seconds) and dead in a few minutes.

tereshenkov Avatar
tereshenkov:#44267977

heroin overdose. when you fall asleep your body forgets to breath

souperphly Avatar
souperphly:#44267989

Been thinking about doing this too. Let me know if you are successful OP

thehacker Avatar
thehacker:#44267993

>>44267815
It's allways a matter of volume/time ratio.
Mice are also killed painless just with CO2. If the vent has the proper settings it's no problem. Doesn't matter what gas it is as long as it doesn't contain O2.

craigelimeliah Avatar
craigelimeliah:#44268001

>>44267993
CO2 will cause you to panic because how breathing works. Your body don't even notice CO poisoning, you peacefully fall asleep.

mbilderbach Avatar
mbilderbach:#44268007

Don't do it.

dwardt Avatar
dwardt:#44268045

>>44267973

I have no access to toxic salts, guns or any of that advanced stuff. I'm just a failed Bernd in a shit city who had to move back with his parents after failing at life for the second time.

You mention hanging is 15-20 seconds to die, but thats only if you manage to achieve compression of the arteries (carotid and vertebral) and veins (jugular) in the neck, otherwise you will die from suffocation, which could take 5-10 minutes even.

However, I am also leaning towards hanging right now. Its the most simple of them all. Maybe from some position where I can keep my feet on the ground and reposition myself if I dont manage to compress arteries/veins

artheft_ua Avatar
artheft_ua:#44268049

>>44268001
>>44267993
Why would they cause different symptoms when the cause is the same?

okcoker Avatar
okcoker:#44268065

>>44268045
I remember helping an amerifat calculating the ratio of some household chemicals to make some really potent nerve toxin. You could look into it.

commoncentssss Avatar
commoncentssss:#44268071

>>44268001
It's don't if you know the approx. volume of your room and approx. aperture of your valve.
With a ratio small enough you won't notice a thing.


t. animal kill help helper

kuldarkalvik Avatar
kuldarkalvik:#44268080

But burning stuff in an airtight sealed room werks too. You could even stream it.

greenbes Avatar
greenbes:#44268094

>>44267692
>Helium
Why is it always such a meme gas to kys?
Use nitrogen!
Pro:
- painless, since it is the same gas you find in the air and the body doesn't convulse
- you are just getting more tired by the second until you RIP in pieces
- even when you are found, oxygen must be provided immediatly, but normal mouth to mouth doesn't cut it, since you are filled with nitrogen and you are dead before oxygen levels can reach again a safe limit

Con:
- you have to get it somewhere (when you don't have money, you can steal it out of a ambulance, look at a workshop for those, when you have chemical company in the near, there have usually nitrogen pipes everywhere with connectors / valves not so far apart (that is btw. the preferred method of how people here in the company kys; after that method they like to jump off higher buildings).

markgamzy Avatar
markgamzy:#44268095

>I suffer in denmark

Bernd Avatar
Bernd:#44268101

>>44268049
The reflex to breathe is caused by CO2 build-up in the blood. If you continue to breathe CO2 the reflex gets stronger and then you start to panic for normal healthy air to breathe, the cause of death is the same (hypoxia) but one method is peaceful and pain free while the other will cause your last moments to be fearful.

rcass Avatar
rcass:#44268115

Anna Karenina climax scene - Lay your neck on the track as the train comes by.

greenbes Avatar
greenbes:#44268149

>>44268045
Even small kids manage to hang themselves. Buy a strong rope, find a tree(if you can, you are in denmark after all) or some place at home, make a slip knot and hand yourself. Easy.

hammedk Avatar
hammedk:#44268156

>>44267928
Can't you ask a tiny apartment to your government? You pay 50% taxes if you work, this should be provided in bad times. That could really save your life.

jodytaggart Avatar
jodytaggart:#44268163

Anyway, i gtg.
OP feel free to contact me at [email protected]
t. plushie bernd

guischmitt Avatar
guischmitt:#44268179

>Help Bernd pick method of suicide
Immigration to Russia.

alek_djuric Avatar
alek_djuric:#44268181

>>44268149

I guess you are right. I am probably overthinking it. Just afraid I will fail somehow. I think I will go with hanging. Its simple, not dangerous and little room for error.

fffabs Avatar
fffabs:#44268188

>>44267928
Is there anything that would stop you?

wahidanggara Avatar
wahidanggara:#44268200

>>44268179
This will work but will not be painless.

smaczny Avatar
smaczny:#44268230

>>44268094
Con: If you fail you don't wake up with a funny voice to lift your mood

oanacr Avatar
oanacr:#44268268

order liters of ethanol and drink until alcohol poisoning stops your breathing

syswarren Avatar
syswarren:#44268301

>>44268188

My situation is unimprovable. Ill tell you about it, because honestly I dont care anymore if someone dox me.

I'm fucked economically, socially, romantically and academically. I was living in my GFs apartment, studying in a city far from home, trying to complete my masters degree for the second time.

She left me three weeks ago due to my depression and social anxiety. Now I have no money to live on my own, so I had to move back to my parents in a shitty village far from my University, which means I cant complete my degree, which means I will fail my Masters for the second time. Even if I somehow could support myself and live alone, I have no friends so I would be lonely. My parents are poor and cannot support me. Because I have already failed my Masters degree once, I cannot get any social benefits. My depression is stress related, so there is no way I can work and study at the same time. I get anxiety and panic attacks from even checking my emails and opening official letters and I have lost 10kgs in a couple of months because I have no appetite.

So yeah, I see no way out. I've been talking to a psychologist for about a month, but even they seemed to agree that my situation was hopeless.

Im a failure at every single aspect of life and I cannot take it anymore. Im too old, its too late for me to change and fix my life. All my hopes and dreams are crushed.

christauziet Avatar
christauziet:#44268303

>>44268301
>I was living in my GFs apartment
Keinbernd Raus

im_jsmith Avatar
im_jsmith:#44268311

>live in 1st world
>decide to kill yourself
wtf is wrong with you faggots

splashing75 Avatar
splashing75:#44268316

>>44268301

You care too much about society. Everything you mentioned as unsurmountable problems are man-made constructs and artificial hindrances.

t. knower

joshuapekera Avatar
joshuapekera:#44268328

>>44268301
Why not get a blue collar job at come city, like a barista or smth and rent a flat, while studying/browsing kc at free time?

necodymiconer Avatar
necodymiconer:#44268341

>>44268328
>white collar

kriegs Avatar
kriegs:#44268346

Suicide delayed = Suicide cancelled due to "too complicated".

Just get a shit job & know you control your own destiny, since you no longer fear Death.

tweet_john Avatar
tweet_john:#44268349

Before trying anything -but better don' do it- I would file a living will, specifying to be put to rest in case of coma or any other incapacitating outcome. But again, don't do it.

sementiy Avatar
sementiy:#44268367

>>44268349
if he did that at this point, there's a good chance that it could be overruled (from having been done under a suicidal mindset)

illyzoren Avatar
illyzoren:#44268392

Thiopental natrium.

/T

judzhin_miles Avatar
judzhin_miles:#44268435

>>44268349
Lol I was looking into writing a will last year when I was feeling suicidal and found out you need two witnesses to sign some forms in front of a lawyer before submitting it to the Registry of Last Wills. Obvs I don't have any friends so I can't even write a will.

freddetastic Avatar
freddetastic:#44268446

>>44268435
You don't have notary in your country?

antongenkin Avatar
antongenkin:#44268454

>>44267692
>Denmark
Didn't ever read

hoangloi Avatar
hoangloi:#44268459

>>44268301
REVENGANCE AGAINST THE MASS MEDIA

suprb Avatar
suprb:#44268460

>>44268446
Yes but I still need two witnesses

cyril_gaillard Avatar
cyril_gaillard:#44268486

Obtain small sample of obscure Soviet-era Nerve Toxin through your MI6 controllers so that Russia gets blamed.

Make sure to take enough & don't share with relatives.

alek_djuric Avatar
alek_djuric:#44268515

>>44267770
>suffering in Lithiania
Oh, wait...

saarabpreet Avatar
saarabpreet:#44268606

>>44268301
Honestly, you westerners are fucking pussies and you in particular.
But I don't want you to die, Bernd. So who the fug cares? Find a job, stop studying, live with your parents for some years and bring yourself up.
That's what I would do in Slavlands with no welfare.

ninjad3m0 Avatar
ninjad3m0:#44268633

>>44268301
>I suffer with neetbux programs

trueblood_33 Avatar
trueblood_33:#44268635

Don't do it Bernd