After my first thread a few days ago, I think I have narrowed down suicide methods to the following three. Each has pros and cons. Help me decide on which is best.
No danger to other people
1) Low-drop hanging
>Pro: Easy to get materials and most simple
>Pro: Death should come quicker than other methods
>Con: Might be very painful for 5-10 minutes
2) Lit charcoal grill inside
>Pro: Should be completely painless
>Con: Will have to get a charcoal grill
>Con: Will be dangerous to other people
>Con: Chance of discovery while unconcious since it will take a while to die after passing out.
3) Helium mask
>Pro: Should be completely painless
>Pro: Most peaceful method
>Con: Have to order things from the internet without being found out, which will be difficult because I moved home to my parents
>Con: Pure Helium is hard to get apparantly
>Con: Have read multiple accounts of failure
>Con: Chance of discovery while unconcious since it will take a while to die after passing out
What would you choose Bernd? Any alternative methods? No access to guns sadly.
don't do it
Why kill yourself?
>No danger to other people
You're thinking of literally killing yourself, what would you care?
You have access to tablets/darknet?
fucked to death by horse
i'm pretty sure i'll bu jumping off of a bridge into a river
at least 15m high
you basically have no chances of survival, even if you survive the impact you'll drown in water
cons: will be hard as fuck to get you out
Hypothermia while drunk.
Jumping off a high place.
Shotgun to the heda.
Don't forget to send a plushie!
>suffering on Denmark
just cut your wrists and wait to bleed out
>you basically have no chances of survival, even if you survive the impact you'll drown in water
Yeah, there are no bridges nearby to jump from. I'd need to travel 400km's for a suitable one. I also have great fear of heights, so probably couldnt do it anyway.
I actually considered hypothermia while drunk, since some Baltic poster suggested that in the other thread.
I see two problems:
1) I am a lightweight drinker and get nausea and throw up really easily.
2) High chance of discovery in shitty Denmark with no nature left.
Well it has to be done quick so that you dont have a chance to change your mind
So pills, grill and helium mask are out of question
Honestly i would recommend shotgun to the head or taking cyanide
Helium mask being completely painless is controversial, some believe it freezes your lungs
luckily there are at least 3 suitable bridges in kyiv so im fine
still really afraid to do it but in 2018 i'll most likely kill myself
>Yeah, there are no bridges nearby to jump from
Are you le rarded?
>I suffer on the Dennmark
what did he mean by this?
why u kill self?
Chill out and just drink alcohol in the evening, sometimes binge for days, sometimes sober up, and just live without worries untill I die.
failure in life
don't do it
I am going to kill myself because I never had a gf. This will be the one and only reason for my death.
You can use any substance that knocks you out or renders you immobile.
So, about that plushe. Are you interested?
You seem to have decided already that you don't actually want to kill yourself from all the disadvantages of suicide methods, some nonsensical, really, that you are so desperately trying to bring up when considering all the suicide methods.
And that's kind of fine, actually.
>le dannish tranny posting
Op,just come to Brazil. You be killed as soon you leave the airport if you go to Rio de Janeiro.
I'm a dude 100%. A failure of a man, but still a man. I don't think there are any Danish trannies.
You could acquire cyanide from gold mine sludge ponds.
Even when you kys you are a sissy, OP.
Another quick method is suicide by train. But that just messes with people, especially train drivers.
But I wanted to be your gf
Pain free except maybe nausea(medicine for that antiemetics)
Toxic salts like cyanide, azide, nitrite.
Inert gas asphyxiation, carbon monoxide(grill or generator in a small space, even a waterproof tent), helium, argon, nitrogen.
There's also Hydrogen Sulfide(works the same as monoxide(painfree, you just fall asleep)) but this is incredibly toxic and if you don't leave warnings to anyone who might find you it's very possible that they will die.
Personally I'll go with carbon monoxide or hydrogen sulfide or hanging(unconscious in 15-20 seconds) and dead in a few minutes.
heroin overdose. when you fall asleep your body forgets to breath
Been thinking about doing this too. Let me know if you are successful OP
It's allways a matter of volume/time ratio.
Mice are also killed painless just with CO2. If the vent has the proper settings it's no problem. Doesn't matter what gas it is as long as it doesn't contain O2.
CO2 will cause you to panic because how breathing works. Your body don't even notice CO poisoning, you peacefully fall asleep.
Don't do it.
I have no access to toxic salts, guns or any of that advanced stuff. I'm just a failed Bernd in a shit city who had to move back with his parents after failing at life for the second time.
You mention hanging is 15-20 seconds to die, but thats only if you manage to achieve compression of the arteries (carotid and vertebral) and veins (jugular) in the neck, otherwise you will die from suffocation, which could take 5-10 minutes even.
However, I am also leaning towards hanging right now. Its the most simple of them all. Maybe from some position where I can keep my feet on the ground and reposition myself if I dont manage to compress arteries/veins
I remember helping an amerifat calculating the ratio of some household chemicals to make some really potent nerve toxin. You could look into it.
It's don't if you know the approx. volume of your room and approx. aperture of your valve.
With a ratio small enough you won't notice a thing.
t. animal kill help helper
But burning stuff in an airtight sealed room werks too. You could even stream it.
Why is it always such a meme gas to kys?
- painless, since it is the same gas you find in the air and the body doesn't convulse
- you are just getting more tired by the second until you RIP in pieces
- even when you are found, oxygen must be provided immediatly, but normal mouth to mouth doesn't cut it, since you are filled with nitrogen and you are dead before oxygen levels can reach again a safe limit
- you have to get it somewhere (when you don't have money, you can steal it out of a ambulance, look at a workshop for those, when you have chemical company in the near, there have usually nitrogen pipes everywhere with connectors / valves not so far apart (that is btw. the preferred method of how people here in the company kys; after that method they like to jump off higher buildings).
>I suffer in denmark
The reflex to breathe is caused by CO2 build-up in the blood. If you continue to breathe CO2 the reflex gets stronger and then you start to panic for normal healthy air to breathe, the cause of death is the same (hypoxia) but one method is peaceful and pain free while the other will cause your last moments to be fearful.
Anna Karenina climax scene - Lay your neck on the track as the train comes by.
Even small kids manage to hang themselves. Buy a strong rope, find a tree(if you can, you are in denmark after all) or some place at home, make a slip knot and hand yourself. Easy.
Can't you ask a tiny apartment to your government? You pay 50% taxes if you work, this should be provided in bad times. That could really save your life.
Anyway, i gtg.
OP feel free to contact me at [email protected]
t. plushie bernd
>Help Bernd pick method of suicide
Immigration to Russia.
I guess you are right. I am probably overthinking it. Just afraid I will fail somehow. I think I will go with hanging. Its simple, not dangerous and little room for error.
Is there anything that would stop you?
This will work but will not be painless.
Con: If you fail you don't wake up with a funny voice to lift your mood
order liters of ethanol and drink until alcohol poisoning stops your breathing
My situation is unimprovable. Ill tell you about it, because honestly I dont care anymore if someone dox me.
I'm fucked economically, socially, romantically and academically. I was living in my GFs apartment, studying in a city far from home, trying to complete my masters degree for the second time.
She left me three weeks ago due to my depression and social anxiety. Now I have no money to live on my own, so I had to move back to my parents in a shitty village far from my University, which means I cant complete my degree, which means I will fail my Masters for the second time. Even if I somehow could support myself and live alone, I have no friends so I would be lonely. My parents are poor and cannot support me. Because I have already failed my Masters degree once, I cannot get any social benefits. My depression is stress related, so there is no way I can work and study at the same time. I get anxiety and panic attacks from even checking my emails and opening official letters and I have lost 10kgs in a couple of months because I have no appetite.
So yeah, I see no way out. I've been talking to a psychologist for about a month, but even they seemed to agree that my situation was hopeless.
Im a failure at every single aspect of life and I cannot take it anymore. Im too old, its too late for me to change and fix my life. All my hopes and dreams are crushed.
>I was living in my GFs apartment
>live in 1st world
>decide to kill yourself
wtf is wrong with you faggots
You care too much about society. Everything you mentioned as unsurmountable problems are man-made constructs and artificial hindrances.
Why not get a blue collar job at come city, like a barista or smth and rent a flat, while studying/browsing kc at free time?
Suicide delayed = Suicide cancelled due to "too complicated".
Just get a shit job & know you control your own destiny, since you no longer fear Death.
Before trying anything -but better don' do it- I would file a living will, specifying to be put to rest in case of coma or any other incapacitating outcome. But again, don't do it.
if he did that at this point, there's a good chance that it could be overruled (from having been done under a suicidal mindset)
Lol I was looking into writing a will last year when I was feeling suicidal and found out you need two witnesses to sign some forms in front of a lawyer before submitting it to the Registry of Last Wills. Obvs I don't have any friends so I can't even write a will.
You don't have notary in your country?
Didn't ever read
REVENGANCE AGAINST THE MASS MEDIA
Yes but I still need two witnesses
Obtain small sample of obscure Soviet-era Nerve Toxin through your MI6 controllers so that Russia gets blamed.
Make sure to take enough & don't share with relatives.
>suffering in Lithiania
Honestly, you westerners are fucking pussies and you in particular.
But I don't want you to die, Bernd. So who the fug cares? Find a job, stop studying, live with your parents for some years and bring yourself up.
That's what I would do in Slavlands with no welfare.
>I suffer with neetbux programs
Don't do it Bernd