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/int/ 44270433: Proverbs threda

hampusmalmberg Avatar
hampusmalmberg:#44270433

Post proverbs from your cunt and/or the translation. I'll start with some that every kid knows.

Ordnung muss sein. > Ordnung must be.
Ordnung ist das halbe Leben. > Ordnung is half of life.
Erst kommt die Arbeit, dann das Vergnügen. > First comes wörk, then pleasure.
Arbeit ist Arbeit und Schnaps ist Schnaps. > Wörk is wörk and Schnaps is Schnaps.

_zm Avatar
_zm:#44270446

I think you mean country. Cunt is a woman genital or a british asshole.

joe_black Avatar
joe_black:#44270465

Hoe dichter bij de nul, hoe strakker rond de lul. > The closer to zero, the tighter around the dick.

bergmartin Avatar
bergmartin:#44270476

Work is not a wolf, it will not run away to the forest.

mj_berthelsen Avatar
mj_berthelsen:#44270478

>>44270465
>hoe strakker rond de lul
*laugh in wtfkish*

deviljho_ Avatar
deviljho_:#44270479

>>44270465
It rhymes

jqueryalmeida Avatar
jqueryalmeida:#44270487

Met de franse slag - With a french twist > Means you've done your work poorly

artcalvin Avatar
artcalvin:#44270494

>>44270487
Nique ta mère > Fuck your mother

joemdesign Avatar
joemdesign:#44270497

>>44270476
also
Horses die from work.

ayalacw Avatar
ayalacw:#44270498

Als das Gas alle war, mussten wir sie mit Steinen kaputthauen - After the gas ran out we had to smash them with stones

tereshenkov Avatar
tereshenkov:#44270503

>>44270494
https://onzetaal.nl/taaladvies/met-de-franse-slag/

im_jsmith Avatar
im_jsmith:#44270508

>>44270497
>>44270476
I like this

carloscrvntsg Avatar
carloscrvntsg:#44270512

Chico Xavier é viado, Roberto Carlos tem perna de pau.

bighanddesign Avatar
bighanddesign:#44270526

>>44270512
I can be your hero baby, I can kiss away the pain

cboller1 Avatar
cboller1:#44270576

thief robbing another thief has 100 years of pardon

vikashpathak18 Avatar
vikashpathak18:#44270593

>>44270576
BR finally explained

vickyshits Avatar
vickyshits:#44270613

>>44270576
Hmm, so if everybody will rob each other in cycle, millenias of pardon will be produced?

bobwassermann Avatar
bobwassermann:#44270623

helppoa ku lapsen lyöminen > easy like beating a child

creartinc Avatar
creartinc:#44270634

Better a sparrow in your hand than a pidgeon on the roof.

robinlayfield Avatar
robinlayfield:#44270644

practice brings perfection... except at russian roulette

sunshinedgirl Avatar
sunshinedgirl:#44270648

>>44270512
i see what u did there

tereshenkov Avatar
tereshenkov:#44270709

Дураку стеклянный хуй ненадолго - мало разобьёт, ещё и руки изрежет.

Idiot will not own a glass dick for long - not only he will break it, but also will cut up his hands with pieces.

amboy00 Avatar
amboy00:#44270739

>>44270709
I half expected "it will break off in his ass". wtf does this mean?

evandrix Avatar
evandrix:#44270741

Jugar a la puta i la Ramoneta. > playing whore, then sweet gudgirl.

polarity Avatar
polarity:#44270764

>>44270739
It means that if you trust a clumsy idiot with something, you must consider the possibility that he will brake it and injure himself in the process.

vocino Avatar
vocino:#44270780

Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei. - Everything has an end, but the sausage has two.

mj_berthelsen Avatar
mj_berthelsen:#44270793

>>44270780
German soul.

orkuncaylar Avatar
orkuncaylar:#44270803

"Niggers are based and will save the human race"

ninjad3m0 Avatar
ninjad3m0:#44270857

>>44270764
Ok but a glass dick? were those traditionally very valuable in russia?

franciscoamk Avatar
franciscoamk:#44270907

>>44270857
I dont even know if there was something like that. Its just some absurd humor, russians love absurd humor.

pdugan19 Avatar
pdugan19:#44270933

My house is on the outskirts of the village, I don't know what's going on and it's not my fault.

kennyadr Avatar
kennyadr:#44271000

imam osurursa cemaat sıçar - if imam farts, his community shits.

means if a leader do something dumb, his followers follows him by doing something dumber. things go cörrüpt

michaelkoper Avatar
michaelkoper:#44271016

>>44271000
"рыба гниёт с головы" - fish starts rotting from its head

shalt0ni Avatar
shalt0ni:#44271034

"If you slap a possum on its pussy, don't complain when they ain't fucking your dog."

ffbel Avatar
ffbel:#44271036

>>44271000
Islam is already a big shit, no need to fart

arnel_lenteria Avatar
arnel_lenteria:#44271040

haha schnipetti schnaps :---D

chatyrko Avatar
chatyrko:#44271041

>>44270433

Whenever i am stuck with a cultural german NPC i say:

>"i always say "Ordnung muss sein"
or
>"erst die arbeit, dann das vergnügen, that's my motto"

It tends to calm and disarm the NPC

alexcican Avatar
alexcican:#44271042

>>44271016
"balık baştan kokar" - fish starts rotting from its head

xspirits Avatar
xspirits:#44271055

Orgasmus ist Hitler.

jajodia_saket Avatar
jajodia_saket:#44271072

>>44271055
Sucks not to have any culture or proverbs doesnt it

chatyrko Avatar
chatyrko:#44271073

>>44270613
Congratulations you just explained the workings of the Brazil

mj_berthelsen Avatar
mj_berthelsen:#44271079

>>44271055
Maybe you can quote a Lyrica advert instead.

suribbles Avatar
suribbles:#44271088

>>44271072
According to the German culture and proverbs in this thread, it's just Nazi rhetoric.

ayalacw Avatar
ayalacw:#44271097

>>44271052
i remembered i like to say one more in these situations:

>Der Frühe Vogel fängt den Wurm (translation: Early bird catches the worm)

I also say it ironically to people that know how i like to sleep 9-10 hours every night.

christauziet Avatar
christauziet:#44271123

Pecunia non olet - money doesn't stink

ovall Avatar
ovall:#44271163

>>44271123
Switzerland uses latin sayings?

vovkasolovev Avatar
vovkasolovev:#44271167

>Arbeit ist Arbeit und Schnaps ist Schnaps


WOW SO WISE MUCH WISDOM

tmstrada Avatar
tmstrada:#44271173

rate russian wisdom:

>a word is not a sparrow. a sparrow is a sparrow

emmakardaras Avatar
emmakardaras:#44271198

>>44271173
>A word is not a sparrow, if it flies out, you can't pick it up back.
That's right.

maiklam Avatar
maiklam:#44271199

>>44271163
Not really, but I like Latin proverbs and it was the first one that came to my mind.

joshhemsley Avatar
joshhemsley:#44271263

Don't spit in the well - it will be useful to drink water.

Chakintosh Avatar
Chakintosh:#44271290

nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy
not my circus, not my monkeys