bernd your government assigned robogf has arrived
please sign here also you must give her a name
They look like ugly whores with way too big boobs, I didn't request those!
>you must give her a name
What is this? Build-A-Whore Workshop?
it's the left one, Cynthia.
it's a front for the next bethesda game except this time you pick your gf
I'll pick Todd then.
Would call her anastasia/natalia/ananas.
I'd ask the deliveryman kindly to return my defected robogirl and give me my precious robogf model with cat ears. ALso, I probably would set the language to japan to ensure we getting along better.
the deliveryman returns with picrel
would dye that yellow and make that whore count the alphabet while I explore her asshole.
>Specially made robogf
>Saggy tits mutt womanlet
>can have a sex doll that looks like anything
>make it look like a 3/10 whore
the chick from sesame street with the feathery ass.
wtf is this? i didn't order the mammary module and the whole thing is two feet too tall
But what if i want human gf?
here you go bernd, your custom gf
big bird is male
Still better than the saggy tits mutt womanlet, that's for sure
you'll have to supply your own sour cream
But psychiatrist told that should be loli! Go away!
*throws boot at deliveryman
It is bad for mental heda to use loli sex robot. Better to have loli gf.
I've never had a problem supplying it, don't worry
But it is illegal, that why you said that lolibot will be better. Fucking asshole, ill kill you!!
ok bernd here is your lolibot
Why would Moscow send me anything like that?
Me kill yo. Bernd will kill you!!!! Give me back my loli now, I know you hiding her somwhere!11
*takes pencil from table and stabs you in throat
>lollypop pun xDDDD
What kind of pidor are you? Everyone knows law only applies in Russia if you can't find money for bribes, and bribe is less expensive than robot!
Why do they all have retarded expressions? Can't i get a non-retarded looking model?
*turns your pencil into pencil waifu, marries you to her*
enjoy your happy marriage!
here you go, your less retarded model
She is no way a robot, man.
To make bribes for reasonable prices you also need contacts, so as long you by pure luck have no apropriate contacts bribe will either be much higher than robot or even inpossible at all. Not to mention simple men with such money will be get killed by bolizei while resisting arrest (even there were no reason to arrest him at all).
*takes pencil waifu and statrs to beat you with hear at head
Die, die, gibe me muh loli!111
> to beat you with hear at head
*turns her into at-at waifu*
*killed you with atat waifu
Fine, one muricano less.
I said LESS, not more.
here you go one americano coffee gf
ok ok here
Gtfo fool, it is boring
Is it just me or do the men look better?
they're not bad
It's because you're an homosexual