I will be giving travel tips for Denmark ITT. So fire away with your questions!
Are there any places that should be generally avoided?
I.e bydlo of the bydlo towns/cities?
How expensive is it compared to other countries?
It's about 50% more expensive than Britain, from my experience. Although some things (like milk) are about the same.
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I'll be staying in Copenhagen a few nights this month, tips for public transport or anything else? I read some info on the public transport stuff and found it confusing as heck.
What's there one shouldn't miss about Christiania?
Shush, this is not /int/, it's a topic board. Be more patient :3
Is it true that I can legally have sex in parks in Copenhagen?
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If we only talk Bydlo places, avoid Randers and Esbjerg at any cost. Small rural cities can be rather bydlo too, especially if they are far from a big city (i.e. Westen Jutland).
Pretty expensive. I consider myself a well-travelled man, and I have only found Norway more expensive. Price level is comparable to Australia and Iceland. Take American prices and multiply it with 1.5-2 to get a Danish price.
We have a zone system. If you stay in the touristy areas you should be fine with a 2-zone-ticket (the cheapest). If you stay within the Old Town we have free bicycles. In case you need to go further than that, renting a bicycle is recommended unless the weather is shit.
Tips for anything else? Well, what do you plan on seeing? Hmm, maybe try Jægersborggade on Nørrebro for good food and a nice vibe - here you'll get to see the non-touristy but nice part of Copenhagen.
Not really. If you are refering to the signs someone put up at Ørstendsparken (know for gay sex - frequented by the Swedish expats) it was a prank. But you can have sex in the park if you are not too obvious, and most people wouldn't report it to the police.
You can walk across Denmark in a couple of hours. INFA100%
You can walk east to west in Norway in about 20 minutes.
Joge was own self made :-DDDDDDDDDD
Only if you're an excellent runner
Once sea levels rise, Norway will be split in two. Infa 1488%
Sure, and Denmark will vanish completely.
We have this island very far north which will become green again once the ice melts. And then we will have plenty of lebensraum and god know how many resouces!
Are Danes offended if you speak Norwegian to them?
No, but they'll think you are slightly retarded.
Because you speak Norwegian, not because you confused us for Norwegians